Away Toon

Just crap. The innocuous wide men Sissoko and Gouffran coupled with the invisible De Jong and Cisse, absolute shite.

Well tell Rich he's a Gillipolla will you, or a Branleur if he prefers French or a Batty Boy or Chi Chi Man if he prefers Antiguan.

And by the way who stuck "Heavy user of Pritt Stick" on my profile and what does it even mean?

I'm pleased to see that the majority on here dislike this cowardly fraudster just as much as I do. I'd take multiple relegations and financial meltdown to get him and Ashley out of our club. Then somebody could rebuild something worth supporting again.

Absolutely anybody else.

We really are stuck with this motherfucker for the forseeable future. Soul destroying.

Watching the replays on NBC it's a definite headbutt albeit a pathetic one. Should have given him a proper Geordie kiss.

It is an opportunity for Ashley to sack him without having to pay any compensation you would have thought.

A lifetime ban is the only chance we have of getting rid of the cunt, so I'm all in favour.

Krul is just another talented but hugely flawed flapping goalkeeper. We've had plenty of them recently.

A good article that sums up exactly where we are as a club, and depressingly where we are liable to be for the foreseeable future. Ashley has absolutely no reason to sell the club (not that there are any potential buyers), and as long as 50,000 turn up to watch the filth that Pardew puts out every other weekend nothing will change. A mass boycott and a huge fall in revenue is the only way to pressurise Ashley into selling and this is not going to happen. If only we were organised and motivated like the scousers, but apparently not enough people care, or not enough outside of this forum anyhow.

Moyes is never coming here, he's on a rumoured 5M a year, and Pardew between 500,000 and 800,000 depending on what rumour you believe. In any case Moyes is arguably no better then the twat we have here, his teams play with no clear sense of style or tactics as we do. Dinosaurs the pair of them.

If either Lampard or Barry go to Brazil it would sum up how bereft of talent England are.

I'm at the point where I welcome the beatings we are getting. The only way out of this is for Ashley to sack Pardew and for that to happen, we need to continue this rotten abysmal run we are on and for supporters not to turn up in significant numbers. With a decent manager in place, maybe we can at least enjoy the footy. After that there remains the Ashley problem but at least Pardew going would be a start.

There Frogs much better than ours.

Shocking miss from Cisse

Santon is a useless lazy bastard, sell if anyone will buy him.

well this season nobody can win at Man City and stop them scoring, so he can do that at least.

He's a good athlete, but a terrible footballer.

Unfit and more damningly uninterested.

We didn't lose because of Pardew, we lost because they played better, both technically and tactically and they wanted it more than our players did. Pardew is a rank average manager but nobody should be excusing the players for that half assed effort.

Santon showing what a poor player he is, and anybody who ever stated otherwise can fuck off, Sissoko showing all his limitations, Anita terrible, most of the rest are useless at the best of times, the mackems are so much better so far it's embarassing.

The point is if AC offered 14M for Krul, (they could probably get him for 8M) he'd be gone as well. What a nasty depressing club we have chosen to support, or not chosen, depending on the case.

We are a small time, unambitious wank of a club that has won fuck all since 1969. Anybody who thinks selling our best player is a good idea needs rogering by the thousands of mackems who are pissing themselves laughing.

The majority that voted that Cabaye would remain a NUFC player until the end of the season, should take themselves out into the back garden and shoot what little if any grey matter they have, all over the lawn. And even if he does stay anybody actually thinking that was likely should have their computer/tablets/phone confiscated for being so fucking thick.