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"To die by Wearside is such a terrible way to die." Stadium of Light, where they never sell out. Hand In 15 Year Old Child EDIT: Better would have been "Hand in Child" like.

:lol:

that's a great little ditty

proper twats

Wasn't expecting that like.

Pardew would have got himself jailed.

Said "atleast one club wished me a happy birthday". So basically absolutely fuck all.

*cough* Villa *cough*

he's completely lost the plot like.

He seems to have gotten even worse since leaving us which is quite the feat.

Out of all of the 24-25 year old upcoming centre backs in the frame he's the only one he's never been capped, he's also the only one who's black. Out of all of the midfielders touted Shelvey is the only one Southgate has never given a cap to, he's also the only one who's bald. Southgate is a bigot.

You would scrap Henderson in favour of Cook? I assumed you might have been taking the piss as you've taken my quote out of context for some reason. I'm talking about playing in a 38 game season for a Premier League side vs a 32 team knockout competition with England (like the actual English national side). His achievements with the U21s are irrelevant, that's like taking Gayle's record in the Championship as a measure of how he performs in the Premiership. He isn't going to be a starter at the World Cup so his role is different, and as he doesn't offer anything particularly unique he's just backup for Henderson and Wilshere. Shelvey would be the same thing but with the advantage of actually being able to change a game if needed.

He's the second Englishman after Bobby Moore to captain his country to a world title. Not sure if you're being serious or just taking the piss like?

Yeah search function is painful. Using Chrome too.

thought the same for a while like. Either that or a lot of people within marketing seem to be shit at their jobs.

He trusts Jake Livermore who likes to fight with fans tbf. What I mean though is Lewis Cook doesn't have anything that stands out in a short tournament format, over a full season when you have to account for injuries and suspensions more I could just about understand it. As it is he just doesn't add anything, we could put anyone in his place. 20 minutes left and we look out of ideas in midfield and attack and you throw Lewis Cook on? Southgate is the most boring cunt we've had.

What’s the point of Lewis Cook though? Shelvey actually adds something we lack, Cook is generic English midfielder #407.

Hopefully Lascelles continues to be missed and Mawson, Maguire or Tarkowski are sniffed out in the summer instead. England have quite a few good no nonsense defenders if they continue as they have.

Yeah the law is different for both cases, an accidental foul is still a foul. I actually think they're enforcing the handball rule better nowadays tbh, it seems like more and more handball shouts are being waved away.

I love how Rafa doesn't chat much shite like, makes him actually worth listening to.

Being a woman and being shite at your job in football (which most if not all female commentators have been) is just jaring. Most male commentators are shite too but we’re used to it.

He needed the money to fund a constant supply of dilutey juice.

FakeCarra