Toon Hoser

It's a long way to the end of the season. This Deathproof Dipshit could plunge the club into a relegation battle in two months' time.

Aye, they always seem to go to Botafogo instead

We never get the Botafogo shirts.

Wew.

Notts Finland.

Chelsea scores in the first 10 mins. Both sides park the bus.

He'll go to Inter and win the Champions League.

Unexpected. Actually in this year's zany premier league, not really.

Florentine.

Shambles. Shambolic. Total shambulation.

If those Zambia shirts are meant to make you feel queasy when you look at them, it works.

Wait... he's not French? http://ymuchomas.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/how.gif

Adieu à notre kabab.

Dire.

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6997/sofazd4.gif Next shirt will be AMEOBI 23, I promise. I swear to God!

Makes total sense. Therefore, RELEASE MARIA GAMBRELLI!

Good looking bottom 3 right now.

NO MORE GOALS.

Interesting!

Sorry if Giggs.

Do we have anyone left with his first name on his shirt? Drawing a blank.

Kolossal!

I'm not eating any peppers if it happens.

Package in my letterbox today. Shop tags still on. Must have been literally pulled off the rack when the order came through. Fits fine. Decent turnaround: ordered 1st January with name & numbering on back, arrived in Toronto 8th January. http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/3247/vzxa.jpg http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5306/khu8.jpg He's nailed on to be sold now, isn't he. Sorry everyone.

Kits like NASCAR.