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Perez

Souness about to knock on out over Pardew if this carries on.

They brought him in to help Kane so doubt it. I've got Kane in my draft league so hope not.

They may have to Shaw his leg off according to Van Gaal.

20 quid on City -1

I quite liked Cack Jogback. Somebody called him it in the match thread It's perfect

Cisse has the touch of an epileptic rapist.

Spot on.

Make a change ffs

Christ

A Newcastle lobotomy XI would be interesting.

Has plenty, haven't you seen him disappear and then reappear? Seen him disappear plenty. Still waiting for his reappearance. How do you disappear plenty without reappearing? http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/09/14/afb46703f28d9ffcbb7c671218c06898.jpg

When he's back from suspension we should be starting Mitro and Perez together.

Seriously it's fucking huge.

If he's not writing "Put Perez on dickhead" on his clipboard then he can get fucked

http://i.imgur.com/xN8t2cU.jpg How often is that damn kid in blackface, ffs. Enough that he's got his own entrance music. His nan runs in front with the boombox.

Need Perez on.

Fuck

An Arseland fan? Wearing a half and half Sunderland kit? Sponsored by Y REGates

Apparently only two chapters, the first and the last, completely bypasses the middle.

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