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Someone else is getting a red card here. If it’s PSG, they lose this. They might still lose even with 11 on

Gardener Dan’s on the case, don’t you worry

Seb Coe can fuck right off as well

Aye, on paper when people look back at that season in the record books it’ll look like we got fairly beaten out of the top three places when in reality there was an incredible injustice and we were playing with a first 11 that couldn’t be changed for multiple games where the players were exhausted. Again, it’s remarkable that we were competing until the end of our time in the competition

Bottle FC will still lose this against Barca

Aye, his accent slips at times. Whether intentional or not, outstanding comedic performance

Interesting point about Miley. I can see the argument for it if he was loaned to a club where he’d get constant game time. Realistically he could be loaned to a bottom PL club or top championship club and he’d be a success there with the right manager. He’d also benefit from being under Howe for his development so it’s a bit of a no-lose situation

He’s going absolutely nowhere

They trying to pin this one on Tonali as well are they? Corrupt to the core

Will be a disgrace if Rashford goes and he clearly will

Haven’t laughed that much in a while

Looks like a character from a Roald Dahl book, Quentin Blake’s illustrated him and he’s definitely the antagonist

That’s awful again from Pickford

Shame for him there as it was a good header but the movement wasn’t clever

Wew, I mean, what a player he is. Single handedly keeping them going as a club

@KaKa when you going to concede on Beto?

Half (well 47%) of Everton’s PL goals have come from set pieces. Dyche is leaving his mark for the new era

Madueke will develop into a great player if his body lets him

Willock’s a very good player and athlete. The only two issues are his recent injury record. Hopefully that’s something he can come back from properly next season. We’ll soon find out. He also isn’t a player that tends to grab a game by the scruff of the neck and dictate. He’s a bit like Ayoze in the way he drifts in and out of games but I still love him and hope he’s here in four year’s time

As much as Barkley’s had a fantastic season, he’s 30 years old. There’s no way we target him in the summer. He has no sell-on value for us. He’s only going to get poorer given his age. Do I think he’s a good player, absolutely, but there’s a lot of factors at stake and we’ve made our transfer blueprint extremely clear now that we’re no longer relegation threatened

Gordon by a distance for me

He’s class, he’s just young, that’s all. Will be an amazing striker but he’ll still command a huge fee despite not having scored in months

Yeah, that pass was first rate, perfect pace, perfect placement. I hate doing comparisons as it’s not fair but it’s a pass that ASM just doesn’t have