gbandit

Anyone got a bed I can have for a few nights? Or a sofa at least? Been kicked out, got a “good riddance” as I picked up my scattered belongings

“Lots of moving parts” is the most useless phrase ever

PSG also deserve it, despite claims from the weirdest man in the premier league PSG have been the best team in the CL this season

Hard to see him going for over £30m unless it’s to Saudi. Everyone knows Man U are absolutely desperate to sell

There’s no way Man U and Spurs will bomb as hard next year. I don’t think Man City are going to just turn it around and get back to their best. I think Liverpool will drop and I expect Arsenal to improve. Think the middle pack of Bournemouth, Brighton, Palace, Fulham will all hold around their levels unless Glasner, Iraola or Silva go. I don’t think Hurzeler is that great so I could see Brighton fading more next season. I think Forest will drop significantly next season but only down to 11th-12th. Villa will be top eight but I don’t think they’ll get top six. The 3 promoted clubs will go down and I don’t think there’ll be much competition from other sides for the relegation spots. Everton will finish between 9th - 12th

Think it’s complete dogshit

He’s the best, hope he remains involved in the club for the rest of his days

Jim will be absolutely desperate to get that deal done

Howay man, no chance this happens

Not again Jim https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/may/29/jim-ratcliffe-sends-signal-to-all-women-with-lack-of-support-for-uniteds-team Can he not just shut the fuck up and let people who know how to communicate do all the talking

Genuinely hope he goes there over a will he, won’t he summer again. Parish despises us and Guehi has clearly not made any major moves to try and push to come to us

Who’s this Guehi chap I keep hearing about?

Almost wall to wall failure there

Just ordered in some new taps, aged brass. The good news is my wife says she’s not leaving me. I’ve also managed to douse the flames on my daughter’s “Garcia” top and I think we can use it as a makeshift flannel. All’s not lost

Sounds like this guy’s coming for Fabrizio’s crown and not a moment too soon

I’m going to level with you, this has been a sordid episode from start to finish. Just had to set fire to my daughter’s “Garcia” top and she’s beside herself. Thanks Shay

Adrian almost fucked that up too

Fuck off

What the fuck was the keeper doing there

Vile

Convinced Pedro Neto would shiv you if he knew he could get away with it

Shay’s got his finger on the pulse

Does Palmer have that haircut as some kind of forfeit?

Think I’ve started like four threads in my whole time on N-O. I don’t think I’ve got it in me, @jack27 (gone but not forgotten) would have had a thread started by now

We’re closing in on thread territory here