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Don’t think it’s been confirmed yet but I know there’s been talk of bringing Scrapheap Challenge back to our small screens with Matt Targett as the presenter

Suggests we’re very comfortable with our financials

The Dark Knight Returns Expected this sequel to be better

Nunez is so thick. Probably the key reason why he isn’t able to succeed on the pitch, his footballing IQ is so low as well

Excellent heartbreaker this for Forest, choked

That was the kind of miss Bruce would be name checking years down the line if he was in Nuno’s position

Game over

Rasmus, with an absolute screamer there

Mason Mount trying to get drafted into rugby union here?

Sir Jim’ll Fuck it not looking happy

Dodgy going for the double handball, sensible lad Edit: wrote Dorgu and it changed it to dodgy, fair

You get the feeling Garnacho wants someone to knock him out

Yoro was very highly rated, what are the strengths of his game?

Aye, you got me. Do you need my sort code and account number? Name on the account is Bandit

I listened to it as well, it’s bang out of order. She’s trying to be ‘diplomatic’ in saying “he needs to be aware” but she’s really saying he needs to stop doing it. Ian’s done loads to elevate the women’s game and it’s not been in an effort to further his own career. She honestly does so much damage to the causes she “cares about” when really it’s all about her and her screen time

Loving the fewm on there, can’t get enough of it. Also, there’s precisely zero scenarios other than life or death where I don’t watch us play in a semi final

Probably the most incompetent performance I’ve ever seen from the fourth official or whoever’s in charge of extra time

All jokes aside, Sean would do a job at Everton as they don’t see a lot of the ball. All his strongest attributes are without the ball

Was fairly middling, it was decent enough. Them being little shithouses helped the crowd

All fun and games but then he goes and beats the shit out of Cheryl in the car, bang out of order

Hopefully Emery leaves soon for better things and the club fades into complete insignificance again immediately

He’s class, perfect response to her complete nonsense

He’s such a kid, imagine his post-match routine involves getting in a massive pick’n’mix and watching a family movie like The Mummy (1999) or the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen with all the soda he can drink

It’s remarkable what this man has achieved with a squad that hasn’t been properly added to in three windows while all our major rivals strengthened. If we finish in the CL spots then it defies belief how he’s managed that as well as a cup. He is the perfect manager for us

The squad is significantly better and the first 11 is a huge improvement despite some key players from that season having aged and deteriorated to greater and lesser degrees