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For someone with such pace, it’s fascinating how bad Rashford is with his feet when trying to trick his way past defenders, got zero guile. The only thing in his locker is coming in from the left at pace and cutting inside, grabbing a yard of space and putting it in the far corner

Aye, he does, got a lot of confidence to go with it too

Fuck off McAtee. Feel like I see him do well on the hard stuff and fuck up the easy stuff too often

Rashford is horrific for picking his head up

Hope someone sparks McGinn out

Does Rogers ever give the ball away cheaply? Even actually when under huge pressure? Feel like I never see him lose possession

Matheus Nunes looks like he has zero belief in his ability

He’s not a player that suits a tiki taka style, he would be fine in a fast breaking counter attack side as he thrives on running into space, he’s fucking awful against a low block

Was it @Optimistic Nut the other day who was talking about the difference between having a Martinez compared with a Pope? It’s incredible having that attacking outlet from a goalkeeper

He’s like a Jack of all trades that actually can’t do any of them

Marmoush needs to work on his aerial threat

Tonight’s game is the most I’ve anticipated a game that doesn’t involve Newcastle for ages

“Partner club Chelsea” fuck off

Nice guy Sonny’s drop off has been an all time great one in fairness, I love him for that

Going to be so fucking shit to watch

Essentially this - “Reports suggest Tonali thinks Eddie is a busybody no mark with no mates while insiders at St. James’ Park indicate that Howe thinks Tonali’s moustache is bang out of order and having a negative impact on his teammates”

If Plymouth had binned Rooney earlier or never gone with him there’s a decent chance they wouldn’t be facing near certain relegation

Love the way she’s cracking up

Absolutely

Disagree with that, I don’t think he’s being lazy out there, his body is just done. He can’t use it to either impose himself on defenders and bully them off the ball or to run onto loose balls. He is unable to offer anything at all, although I imagine he can probably still score from ten yards if he’s found in space but that’s just incredibly rare in the premier league

Think Dibling immediately comes in and offers us something different and better in some respects, worse in others. Murphy is clearly much more well rounded in his strengths now, crossing in the final third is exceptional and actually one of the best on the RW in the league. He’s nowhere near as good as carrying as Dibling. Dibling is much more direct with dribbling. They’re such different players but Dibling is clearly the future. If he did come in, he’d get the Hall treatment with Murphy getting the lion’s share of RW starts

Mag(Above)Par

I respect Froggy’s fire, would a semi-final knockout or runner-up spot in the Europa extinguish it?

I fucking hate John McGinn, what a rancid cunt