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No one is taking Joelinton away from us, absolutely no one

What’s the record for yellow cards from the bench?

We did well to keep Nketiah quiet, we had to soak up so much pressure at times and he’s really come on as a player. He looks like he’ll become a genuine quality centre forward now

Best keeper I’ve seen in black and white. His catching superb, his general command of his area amazing, brilliant shotstopper with hands and feet. Excellent shithouser. Phenomenal player

Lampard is surely gone this week, no?

It’s his weakness that annoys me the most, not his poor finishing or lack of quality. It’s how easily he gets brushed off the ball when he has it, when he loses 50-50s or the ball when it’s his to be won and how he doesn’t challenge for the ball like everyone else in the squad

His eyes are psychopathic

I know our belief was sky high, but this game will have reinvigorated everyone all over. Amazing result and committed performance

Did he go off because of cramp?

Thought it was a decent enough performance. Poor decision to give a yellow and foul on Joelinton’s quality tackle and there were a lot of yellows flying about but I think he got almost all the calls right

This lad never ever lets us down, how can you not love him. Him and Almiron are our most loveable players by a mile

Burn is such an asset defensively and as much as I love him, I do look forward to us having a better ball mover and passer on that left but for this season he is doing a remarkable job

Impossible to play through, very difficult to play over

He was absolutely outstanding

Murphy is so physically weak Joelinton was an animal as always Willock’s running down our left, immense Schar put in so many great blocks incredible defensive performance

Yes, today I am a padded cell

One of the oddest men in football

Maybe Ronaldo wanted the clause rather than the other way round, as he wants CL football as an out. Either way, he’s never coming here. Would never be able to get behind him

Didn’t Thuram pull the plug on us, the little slug?

Looks like it, same applies regarding his body though sadly

Maybe all that time spent on the turf with us was his body telling us it couldn’t handle regular football long-term. Shame for the lad, hope he can still get a few more years in

Can’t wait to see him on the pitch again, love everything about him as a player

Think this is a good time to play them, it’s been a busy period, they keep getting results but they’re not going to maintain the same high level every single match. I think we can get at least a point here but our midfield and defence are going to have to put in the biggest shift of the season. Not expecting us to have many chances

Hard to say, I still enjoy watching football the same amount but in between matches I can feel a lot less connected to football as a whole, doesn’t affect how connected I am to NUFC though

That’s horrific, how much suffering do people have to endure