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Pound for pound it actually is though

Don’t sell him, just burn him at the stake. What the fuck was that

Ritchie’s had some really nice play in the middle at times, didn’t know he still had it in him

In terms of footballing technique and ability on the ball it’s hard to argue with how bad he is at linking play

Wood’s passing backwards has got us into trouble multiple times

Think I might have to turn this off

Doesn’t look ready, I agree. Don’t think he’s far off though but every time I see him play for us, he looks like he’s trying too hard and it’s affecting his composure

Wow, that left hand side, wide open

I’d like him to stay here and develop, he has the potential to be outstanding. I get why people are speculating but people would be stupid to want rid unless we were getting in a top winger

Think I’d tear something from laughing if they signed Weghorst

Yeah, this is the perfect game for him to come back to, has looked exactly like I thought he would but he looks super eager to get on the ball. He’ll be back to being match fit and sharp within the next couple of games hopefully

My favourite player for us, if he could improve his forward passing, especially over range and create more chances via forward passes he’d be world class

He’s got huge talent but so far hasn’t shown much in a Newcastle shirt, either because he’s not quite ready or because he’s not had the opportunities. Think it’s a mixture of both

Murphy’s an xG converter, he takes large amounts, e.g. 0.3xG and then breaks them down into smaller units within seconds of getting on the ball. It’s quite impressive

Botman whipping out the cheat code again

For sure, but what do you do? We can’t play our first team and it’s also important that some of these players get minutes in case of injuries later in the season

Cannot wait to see this lad again, not expecting him to be super sharp after a long lay off but will be class to see him on the ball again

Howay lad, hope you have a good game

Maybe the new chapter was a subtle reference to wanting a new club

Doesn’t get a Christmas card or jelly and ice cream with a party bag on his birthday

At every opportunity he’s tried to shag Liverpool and their fans even though I imagine they couldn’t care less

Loved him when he was with us, no doubt he got treated like shit by Ashley but since leaving he’s done fuck all to endear himself to the fans

Jesus, his right leg looks like it’s been built in an Umbrella Corp lab

Eurgh

Class, lovely feint from gray to get free there