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Aye, Liverpool and West Ham are my two most disliked clubs in the PL. A lot of scum in there

Until they're back in the championship when we'll pick them up on a free

It's far too much of a step up for him, it's going to be a disaster for both him and that w*** club. Fantastic watching! Michael Jackson Gif at the ready as soon as the season gets underway. If they start badly, they're going to be in the shit

The thing is, while it's funny, it's a fucking pisstake. I'm sure there are a lot of people out there looking for work and a complete idiot like him who obviously doesn't give a shit, is churning out rubbish every day

While I agree that Carroll is probably between 10-12m bracket (if you look at what he should be, not the English-born 50% extra pricetag) he is definitely a much better player than Danny Graham. From what I saw of Graham last season, and I watched quite a few of their games, he fluffed chance after chance. In most games where I saw Carroll play, he had a lot of shots blocked on the line and some good saves denying him. Carroll, if he worked on his right foot and got a hell of a lot of coaching to help his movement in the box, would be a very, very good player. Right now, he's just a good player

Tell that to Ranieri

Lee Dixon started out ok, was good on the tactical stuff and just kept quiet most of the time. Then, slowly but surely he became more and more boring and repetitive. If I had to take out three from the BBC, I'd for Mark "I crack appalling jokes" Lawrenson, Mark "I said Liverpool would win the league last season" Bright and Jonathan "Hypnodisc" Pearce

There's absolutely no way Rooney is better than Eto'o

Nope, I've honestly never thought he's selfish. I think he gets a really good balance between setting other players up and going alone. When he's around the halfway line and our half he generally tries to bring others into play, when he's in the opposing half, there's a good balance between him racing down the right and cutting in and also spreading the play/delivering crosses. The only frustrating thing is his consistency, but I don't mind that, his quality is good that of course he's never going to be as consistent as some other players

Not interested in him, just don't rate him as a team player at all

I actually cannot believe how appalling Liverpool are at PR. Such a fucking shambles

Ranieri is such a decent guy, shame he's not a good manager

Absolutely not

If they've paid 12.5m euros with only a 2m max on top, I think that's a cracking deal

I don't watch much La Liga, but 2 mill Euros for a player who scored 15 goals seems like a great piece of business by Swansea

I think we force them into it: show a lot of interest in them, make the player want to come to us then put in bids which are lower than the club will go for when there are potentially better deals out there. Eventually, the player starts acting up and the whole thing gets a bit ugly but we've never really done badly out of it. I've said it before, Dekka and Mike are obviously a couple of heavyweight cockends but they do some great business

Thanks for that Gerard, I'm sure your advice is very welcome

Can't wait to see this lad back in competitive matches for us. Absolute machine http://www.thehindu.com/multimedia/dynamic/01072/TH04_CISSE_1072380f.jpg What a shame, wrong thread

Need to offload Simpson first IMO. Aye, Simmo needs to make a Michael Owen 'Come buy me Vid/Website'. Bit of a gutter about Reading but there's got to be a 2-3m buyer out there

Instant win for us By the way, where's Ferguson?

Re: come at me bro - Perch is definitely the most memeable of our players

What does redcafe think? That Ba is leaving. What are the Spurs ITK thinking? I am surprised Lol hasn't been on to give us the consensus there. Lol is no doubt following the U7s tour of local playparks. For all the piss-taking of Lol, I really enjoy his Spurs ITKing

Err, Dempsey at £5 mill? I don't know when his contract is up but even if it is 2013, there's no way he'll go for under £8m