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Very much looking forward to watching the contest

Who’s that, Martinez? Haaland will batter him into a pulp

His raw athletic attributes are so unbelievably good that it compensates for him not being as technically gifted on the ball as El Fenomeno. He’s a complete freak of nature

If you’re pulling out your hair because of it, don’t worry, there is an answer

Boehly must be loving this so far, splashed the cash for this

Still have a soft spot for Carroll, if his body hadn’t fallen apart very early on he would have had a great career in the premier league and probably scored the highest number of headers ever

Made an effort to avoid all Burnley games for years, absolutely delighted with Nick Pope, had no idea he was this good

Don’t normally watch Sunderland but Jack Clarke has been terrible, for a winger his delivery has been so poor

Mega lerl, so easy

Looks like he’s been put into one of those apps where it ages you by thirty years

Pritchard is absolutely shite

The Simms lad has good hold up play, should have had himself an assist too

Peter Walton needs his eyes gouged out, would probably get more calls right if he was blind

They’re not getting relegated with that squad. If they don’t sell in January then his value drops below £40m I’d say, given he’ll only have a year left on his contract. They could probably still get £45m in Jan

Was there much noise about him being offered it? I can’t remember much but that period’s a bit of a blur

This is the most desperate attempt to prove they hate Newcastle the most out of all Sunlun fans. Who the fuck cares man

High likelihood that once the goal was overturned and no penalty was given that Lee Mason had no pants on and was tugging one out

Hope Crooks is still in the game in his 80s, can’t imagine what he’ll start coming out with as he gets older as he’s already set a high bar

What is the point of supporting a team if you are a cam_NUFC of this world? Obviously it’s just an outlet for your anger at life

No one should be getting dog’s abuse in the stands. On here, people should be allowed to say what they want in terms of actual criticism of player’s ability, no point calling any of our players a cunt though. Actual insults should be reserved for awful people like Ashley, Keys or Lee Mason. Every player is going out there to try their best, just so happens that Murphy isn’t good enough and on top of that he’s in poor form for him and low on confidence

Need to get one of the big refs in for an interrogation who can rat them all out in exchange for a new identity

Agreed, I would prefer for us to have a player with greater attacking quality in spite of weaker defensive contributions long-term but Miggy is a great squad player. He gets shown up more in games where we lack creativity like yesterday, though

They’re not going to have much luck getting a one-year contract extension out of him if this continues

As punishment I’d like Jon Arne Riise to have 100 shots from ten yards at Lee Mason’s exposed balls

You missed out Joelinton so I’ve chosen to ignore your post