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Tayls is pure comedy. All those lines about not ducking out of headers better come true though as I can see how instinctively you'd be pulling out of stuff and have to force yourself not to. Has to play on Monday, if he doesn't, we're looking at a several goal deficit

Twat disguises himself in the hope that his manager mistakes him for Javier Hernandez.he fails and is asked to leave the club through gross misconduct

I've never written a complaint letter or e-mail before but what the fuck was that? Total fucking disgrace, had been out playing five-a-side and got back in time for the highlights. Was disappointed we were on last after such an exciting game and then Legard turns up with the kind of commentary you'd expect for a League Two 0-0 game and the chat about our match is 'That could be the win Blackburn needed'. Fucking disgusting

Absolutely love Mceachran. Thought he was going to push on this season but feel like there's too many people in his way at the moment.

I hope Arfa impales one of their players, aside from that, shame that Abeid doesn't get a start

That line about losing his spark is world class

Sick of it, I get the impression that some are expecting him to come in, slay some defenders, score some wonder goals then wander off to the chorus "that's the Ben Arfa we know". The lad's got unbelievable technique, incredible movement and will show it time and again this season. He needs time, he'll get it, within three or four games people will stop all this shit.

not really a rule as such but when it's obvious someone has dived or forced a sending off when nothing really happened. They should do everything they can to instate bans for these offenders. If it continues like right now, people are going to push the boundaries further all the time. Cheating is the worst thing about football, it's a joke

Balotelli is turning into my favourite non-NUFC player

What needs to happen now is: We go three nil up at the break. Then bring on the guns in the second half; Marveaux, Barf and Santon and just set up the firing squad

Need to score seven past these turds without reply to go third. There's your motivation lads, break their hearts

Just read through twenty minutes worth of January 2011 deadline day chat in this thread. We've come a long way and not just as a team. A lot of people seemed at crisis point. If you'd said we'd be here in this position now at that point, I'd have told you to fuck off

If he ever has any plans to leave, operation inception begins

Get rid of Junior, but not so bad that he can't sign for us in a few months time

They gave us £30m up front and I reckon we'll get the other five in this window coming up.

Hope Rodallega has a shocker. He's capable of some really nice football and is erratic. He's the kind of player that isn't ruined by the fact that those around him are so bad... 3-1 Newcastle (Ba, Cabaye, Arfa)

I think he'd be quality for us again some day but right now I wouldn't want him in the team. I think we're becoming a more mobile team and I'm not talking about the pace of our players but the movement of them. While Carroll isn't slow at all, I really think we'd struggle to play as expansive a style of play with him in the team. He hasn't looked as hungry for the ball at Liverpool and isn't adored by their fans in the way he was here, this has added to his shit play there. I still think he'll improve and become a massive player in the PL but now's not the right time for him here

This story just went up a level, that's the kind of twist you'd expect from an episode of Breaking Bad.

Selfish cunt, obviously only thinks about himself. Even now he's tweeting shit like 'life isn't fare' when he should be saying, 'I'm a disgusting piece of shit for putting others in danger'. Can't wait until he's no longer at this club, I reckon it won't be long now

One West Ham fan I've heard talking about it seemed to think that if they got it they would quickly rise to the top and challenge the best because of how huge they would suddenly become. The same bloke was also saying that most of the other clubs in England request not to play on the same day as West Ham because they're so huge already mind so I think we can move that to one side. Sounds like he's been infected by the Sam A-Virus

He's still a complete bellend. Unfortunately he must be rated by the staff after his series of transgressions

It's not really the point for me though, they change their minds every few days so they can write a good story instead of actually trying to gauge things over the long-term. I just really dislike the way they target teams and managers and I'm not even talking about NUFC here. I don't like the way they've treated Beckham at times or Wenger. Even people like Mclaren and Capello, I may not like them as managers but ss soon as they become a pack hunting after some one there's something disgusting about it.

They can call it what they want. It's up to us to put in some performances against the top teams. If we manage to do that, they'll start sucking us off like they did with Tottenham. I can't stand the media for the most part, especially sports journalists. Generally just a bunch of fickle, spineless pricks who don't know what they're talking about. They are incredibly vocal when they're on a bandwagon and trying to destroy people's careers but are shit scared to make bold claims. It's the same with pundits on the television, they hardly ever say it like it is and as soon as a player becomes 'one of the chosen ones' a good touch by them is incredible where other players could do the same and get no recognition.... Can't wait for the fall of the dictatorial press

They think that because they've recently got two of our key players off us. What they don't seem to realise is that we're stronger now and will find it easier to hold onto our players, most of our best players are on long-term contracts anyway and it would take massive offers to get hold of them. I think teams will be far more frugal in the January transfer window this year compared to last. What they should be talking about on their forum is not our transfers but their own, they should find a way to stop spending ridiculous amounts on players who really don't deserve it. If they can't, they'll continue to fall away

At the pawn shop trying to sell off all his NETD merchandise