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Think Gerrard’s record is worse as of this game

Looking forward to being an absolute dickhead to a journalist who asks him what he thought of the performance today. The absolute wanker

Watching the most shambolic final score I’ve ever seen and Crooks isn’t even on

Must be getting close to jacking it in so he can join World’s Strongest Man

Hope that when Almiron scores he clotheslines Grealish over the Leazes end as part of his celebration

This Norwich - Millwall game is going as predicted, appalling quality of football

Is Lewis even fully fit?

Makes sense for us, not so sure it makes as much sense to Pulisic. Think we’re a year off for him but if the main thing he wants is game time in the premier league then we can offer that

Thiago? He’s an absolutely outstanding footballer

He’s not got the through-ball quality, vision or timing of Bruno but he is great at long-distance balls over the top and switching it. I think he would suit a possession-based side a lot more than what we’ve seen from him so far

Good comments to be honest, we’re trying to build something here, let’s just get on with it and we can do all that nonsense in a few years when we’ve stabilised far more as a club

More of those sorts of tweets please NUFC

I really like Elanga to be honest, think he has a huge future

Best post I’ve read in weeks in relation to this transfer window

I mean, respect to Froggy for standing by his players, you could never criticise him for turning on players or the manager but I generally think he overestimates Man U player’s ability levels

At least when he inevitably can’t return to football after being convicted he’ll always have a career writing for Nationwide adverts

Trying to smoke Watford out with the old ‘prepare a bid so much that journalists state NUFC have bid for a player, when in fact we’re still deep in preparation mode’. Likely to have absolutely dumbfounded Watford

Makes a lot of sense for Leicester, less so for Maddison given that they appear to have low ambitions

Up until 2016 was Salah considered a poor finisher? I can’t remember, he obviously had great pace back then but was mismanaged at Chelsea. He then turned into one of the best finishers the premier league has ever seen

I’ve only seen a few clips but from what I’ve seen Arteta comes across way better than I thought he would. I find him boring as fuck normally but he’s clearly really passionate in the clips

Glad it’s been rejected quickly at least

We are not sellers, bitches

I’m in the process of preparing a post in case we move beyond preparing a bid

Get those trousers covered in piss like a good lad

From the bits I’ve seen of de Beek he’s looked really good. Maybe his head’s not in the best place?