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It was a class finish and a deflection

So we got this lad as our backup to Ekitike eh? I think we can be pretty happy Ekitike chose PSG

Too busy washing the shit out of his mouth right now, he’ll be along later once he’s cleared himself up

If he goes there at that price it’s an insane piece of business and makes zero sense given that he would improve every side in the league

Serious question for @Froggydo you post here more often than on a Man U forum?

Who’s in the mud? I want names!

Love it when Froggy comes out to play, 30-35m for Isak? His performances at the Euros would guarantee a fee over 50m already

Both could fit into the side, especially if Wilson has some injury time outs over the season but they have some similar characteristics, doing a lot of link up play, playing across the line, great close control etc. I’d like to see them both come in, with Maxi switching from left to right wing at times so that we have a fluid front three

He’s not just a top 6 player, he’s top 4 with huge room to grow. Add in Bruno, Joelinton, Pope, Trippier, Botman, Wilson and we have a team that should be pushing for 7th. Think he’ll be a perfect player under Howe too

Said it all along since the start of the window, he was my first choice as a striker / play across the line. Didn’t think we stood a chance of getting him. Fucking hell

Sadly just one of those signings that doesn’t work out, not through the fault of the club or the player. Hope he moves on and gets a good run of games in without injury

Transfer rumours? More like transfer doom and gloomers, amirite? Seriously though, let’s get a signing either confirmed today or as well as

Do Everton actually have a scouting network and plan? Or do they just see who other clubs are trying to buy and then offer higher wages and a special 1:1 with Frankie de Tory to try seal the deal?

Very nice goal return for Terrier, let’s turn him into a Bedlington Terrier

Felt like it was always a weak link. We had fairly strong links to Broja which went completely cold, then Pulisic and Gallagher as well. Out of them all, it seems like Pulisic is our top target from Chelsea

I think Rodgers should be getting more out of those players but if he does go, I don’t think they’ll get a top manager to replace him. Look at their business in this window, they’re clearly a club that’s plateaued and will be on their way into the bottom 10 of the league this season

Still there, just checked

His ‘here we go’ tweet?

Not a good challenge but I can’t quite figure out how the impact of his head hitting the turf is so strong

Interesting choice of words Bruno, an allusion to Romano’s tweet about Joao?

Absolutely appalling keeping for the third

Again Villa got lucky as Ings was both off and passed it wide past the post before running into the keeper

He’ll be rock hard right now, knowing that Neville name-checked him. The one thing trolls care about is attention and the bigger the name that gives them it, the better even if it’s negative (see Piers Morgan, Katie Hopkins, Grimesy etc)

Kamara’s game tonight: clatter into the back of someone and give away a free kick

Jammy bastards