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And I’ll repeat this in case anyone wasn’t listening Man U are so back

Enzo trying to lock in that early payout after a draw at home to a Palace side with a totally fucked defence

Maybe I’m being harsh on him, but just going off what I can recall

Man U are back

Got the old Jizz facial bukkake from the top man Yasir

He did do one lovely switch pass out to the left, I’ll give him that for sure

I’ve got a lot of time for Sean. Out of possession he was outstanding in our top four finish season, genuinely brilliant at the press. Given that we no longer seem to press his shortcomings on the ball are extremely evident and it’s noticeable every game in my opinion. I might be biased but I think I generally try to see all players strengths and weaknesses

I’d much prefer Gordon left, Barnes right, at least until we’ve seen enough of Barnes on the right to see how he gets on

I appreciate the loyalty to players but I didn’t think he played well today at all. He got bullied off the ball as usual, once when we had a really nice break on. We need players who are better on the ball in the middle as our midfield was totally overrun today and when we did get the ball back we couldn’t hold onto it. We looked a completely different team in possession when Tonali came on

Yeah, I can recall a disaster of a pass which came close to us conceding but he also did a lot of very good defending today. Just not good on the ball

Personally thought Joelinton had another poor game and I know Bruno didn’t have many options a couple of times but I don’t want to see him dribbling with the ball past multiple players, that’s not his game and he’ll always lose it

I haven’t seen the own goal as I was in the Leazes but he was a colossus at times for us today with some massive challenges and blocks

Gagging for Tonali to limit Sean to a handful of minutes each game. It really is time

No one should ever go back to him when we have possession, it’s basically a 90% chance turnover of possession if he kicks it

I like his recovery pace, I don’t love his short passing

That lack of a right wing option looks hideous in terms of Murphy or Miggy coming off the bench, yes I know Murphy got an assist. Thank fuck we’re now moving to a Barnes and Gordon set up

What a ridiculously good striker of the ball he is, if he gets the ball anywhere within twenty yard with some space it’s a likely goal. That’s why we bought him, need to play to his strengths

He threw his arms in the air, geeing up the crowd near the end when we a corner. Think he’s just feeling flat. He’s clearly a massive confidence player, he’ll be back to his best very soon

Pleased he got a goal as he desperately needed one to lift his confidence. Doesn’t look sharp, the international break has come at a good time

Breathtakingly poor apart from his run and assist. Couldn’t believe how bad he was at helping us retain possession and build attacks, was excruciating

Absolutely enormous result, very poor performance in possession. Out of possession we were better but I have no idea what we’re trying to do with the ball. Have we turned into a counter attacking side? Why can’t anyone string passes together

In fairness, I was in the leazes so couldn’t see that but Hall is so much better on the ball than Kelly

Our inability to hold onto the ball is horrific. Pope is the most culpable as every kick concedes possession but there are a lot of other problems, Jow has had another poor performance, he needs to switch the fuck on. We need more players who are comfortable on the ball in this side. Tonali for Longstaff as soon as possible. Hall for Kelly as well, all their attacks are coming down their left with Son and Maddison. Hall will be fine defensively against them but will offer way more going forwards on the ball

Grim viewing at times but a very clinical finish from Barnes. Maddison is such a massive cunt. He needs booking for that otherwise he’ll just keep doing it, total wanker

The taking down of that fence is an indication of their intent with the club. They’ll remove any obstacle to make this club number one