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Minteh’s dribbling style seems to involve him taking a touch too far quite often, I’m sure he’ll improve but it’s not elite close control, mainly pace that will make him effective at the moment

Joao Pedro such a great target man but with a whole other set of attributes as well. So annoying we didn’t get both him and Isak

That is an absolutely hideous goal to concede

Rashford starting but not Garnacho? How come Amad is ahead of Garnacho?

It’s an interesting squad, a mix of hardened PL players and new blood youngsters with major potential. A very exciting time to be a Brighton fan

“We pay big so you don’t have to” Chelsea’s new side business which is a consultancy firm ensuring no other club has to face FFP issues

Don’t spoil my hating Johnny

Seems to have been more focused on putting his dick into it

At Centre Back there’s not much evidence of it, certainly not at Newcastle. At LB he would regularly get beaten down the outside last year though. I think that’s less of an issue for him at CB though

Tiger Woods’ style therapy is it?

Tino is immense, he’ll be the best right back in the league within the next two seasons

Dyer was a significantly better and more gifted player than Jenas. Jenas was just a nothing player for almost all his career, certainly a few years after he broke through

He doesn’t really go for goal from distance does he? I imagine he doesn’t have the technique to absolutely belt it from distance and he also doesn’t try to do it because he’s pretty much the most technically gifted striker with the ball at his feet on the dribble in world football

We’ll be returning home with another three points

Brighton have a lot of new players to integrate and a new manager. I think they’ll struggle to finish top six this season but will be stronger next

Nico “absence of talent” Jackson or Christophe “get me on that operating table” Nkunku

I guess the immediate question in response to that tweet is “does Osimhen want to end his career?”

You think there’s a decent chance they’ll rout us?

Him leaving the BBC has been one of the few highlights of this transfer window, sad times

This one has officially reached Saga status

Dogshit

Nick pope looks like he’s about to deck you

It’s hard to see a permanent move happening for Sterling and it’s equally hard to see someone covering all his wages. Stupid, stupid Chelsea

Don’t think you’ve got much say Enzo, especially as you’ll be out of a job within nine months