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Reads like a fucking Office scene. He’s an absolute weirdo of the highest order

Huge opportunity for him and a major endorsement of him that we’ve signed him. Let’s hope this fires him up

Konami is massive like, even if they’ve completely gone to shit since they stopped making Suikoden games and fucked things up with Kojima San

Calling any PL club as tiny is condescending like even if the point about where they are in the overall food chain has credence

I’m still absolutely baffled by the Branthwaite negotiations. Sure, don’t go big with your first offer but at least make a respectable offer that shows you mean business

Aye, Boehly’s in massively over his head. When it all goes bad, it’s going to go bad very quickly

Personally think signing players on high wages on 8 year contracts is a massive recipe for players regressing. They’re absolutely made as soon as this contract comes through. They don’t even need to think about playing football anymore. Unless you’re someone with an amazing attitude you can easily get warped by that contract, especially if your teammates don’t really give a shit either. They’ve got absolutely zero soul as a team, especially binning off Gallagher, just a team of overpaid mercenaries

Fire sale impending. How many players are they allowed to loan out these days?

No thanks on Rabiot

It's such bizarre copy, I like Caulkin's writing as well

This AI generated?

He’s right in what he says, there are fans that jump on all three of those players without taking a breath. They are also three of our weakest players, certainly that get a lot of first team football. So it’s a tricky one, the fans get out of line at times and the players (mainly Sean and Miggy) get some fair stick for performances. I love Miggy but agree that going forward we can’t have him getting serious minutes this season

Think he’s going to become a bit of a cult player for us, got that feeling

The mighty Ev

King Rat checked his pockets and clearly they were too deep so he’s sewn them up

This would be a major let down of a transfer for them. He’s a good player but can be really passive in games. My brother in law who supports Sheffield United had a lot of frustrations with him when he was there because he never performed in line with his ability

I think Alvarez is similar to Gabriel Jesus, a right little battler who can do a bunch of things well without being a quality natural finisher. Maybe he’ll do better on the continent but I think he’s always destined to be a bit short in the PL

Queueing up to beat the shit out of Enzo F hopefully

I could imagine us signing Kulu if we didn’t have the cash to go big but it would be a bit of a waste. We’d still need to spend circa £30-£35m on him I imagine so it would be a big outlay for a player that I dont think would be viewed as a perfect profile

I agree, it would make it very difficult for us to push for top four without a good to great RW. If we get one then I think there’s an overwhelming likelihood we get top four

Nkunku, this new lad from Atleti and Jackson. A crock, a kid and a poor prospect. Great work the Chels

We’ve decided to fuck the league up this coming season

There’s going to be a lot of cleaning up to do when this gets announced

Nothing as yet, hard to predict where it’ll be. I’m not sure he’d have a lot of interest in the championship right now. My guess would be Europe again but a small league

Obertan - can’t remember specific games due to eye trauma