Lush Vlad

There’s a star man. Playing on the right. His name is Jacob Murphy and he’s fucking dynamite.

I’m happy he’s positive about us. But still. Fuck off Pards. You absolute bellpiece.

This x 1,000,000.

Emptied his pockets. Keys, chewing gum, loose change and the best player in the league fell out.

If I caught him in bed with wor Kim. I’d tuck him in and ask if he wanted a cuppa.

Fucking hell. Dunno what to do with me self?! Shit me self (again), cry, laugh, cheer?! What does one do when one wins a trophy?! Standing on the shoulders of giants this lot and they did it. Emotional.

Nerves defo got the better of me. Nearly shit me self walking for my train earlier. Clutch control managed to hold it thankfully.

Christ. You’d feel like you could invade a country off the back of that. BRB. Just off to start a fight with all Liverpool fans in the surrounding area.

I think I’ve been subconsciously ignoring this. Not been watching the interviews, build up or reading all the articles. I started doing that last night and again this morning. It has properly finally hit me. I’ve also got the fear after two days on it. Pub at 12’ish I think. Settle the nerves.

Have to always say his full name and all. Harvey BAAAAARRRRNNNNNEEEESSSS as it crashes off the bar and in.

First bit of nerves suddenly hit me for this. Had the football on the radio earlier and thought of this. My stomach went like I was on Oblivion at Alton Towers. Didn’t shit me self, thankfully. Today or at Alton Towers.

Some of the comments on insta Isak from Hackney. Osula from Peckham

That last penalty from Fenerbache Glad Mourinho is out.

They boycotted the Balon d’Or after their 36th (probably) best winger on statistics failed to win. All this carry on. Then spending any prolonged amount of time in Spain has convinced me they’re worse than Man U and Liverpool. I’m convinced of it.

Ahh. Another cunt on their books. Perfect fit for that club.

This, basically. So if that is correct, how would they know?!

Did someone not post further back they don't use that in the CL the same as they did in the WC? It's that accurate that it can detect touches up to 0.005 milliseconds apart

Clear and obvious As TCD likes to keep pointing out. Rules are rules. But nobody is actually sure if he broke them?!

Low scoring game where goals are absolutely massive and are the main reason people watch the sport. Say no more. Let’s make it even harder to score and almost make up ways to rule goals out by the use of video technology Modern football is pretty shit, TBH.

Hmmmmmm. Has to be ‘clear and obvious’ no? Or do they genuinely know that it’s been struck by his standing foot? Would be almost simultaneously if so, so basically impossible to tell? Surely the ball wouldn’t go that straight and true if a double hit?!

Why do you pretend you’re anything other than a Real Madrid fan boy?! There’s no shame in it. There’s no judgement here. I mean, there is. But that’s beside the point

Simeone is batshit crazy. Mad bastad

No you didn’t

You cannot tell me there aren’t evil forces at play when it comes to Real Madrid. Some proper voodoo shit. Going through after a penalty is scored. But there is a feather touch from the other foot to rule it out. Can’t make it up with these cunts.

They’ll still win. Their pact with the devil means it’s nailed on.