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We desperately need a right winger. Bearing in mind we might have to pay £30m for Hall in the summer I wouldn't take Phillips if it means we can't replace the RW position.

Good for them. What about us?

CB as DM KLAXON

I'm not clear on how shagging a hooker means you can't mark Chris Wood.

fyp Brummie's sound too

We'll fucking batter these.

Disco isn't gonna side with some forrin scrounger taking our nurses.

He could be training like the rest of them are. See any picutres of Big Joe sunning it up somewhere? Edit: Worra nobhead. We're not 'judging the lad for leaving the country at Christmas', we're judging him for fucking fucking off while the rest can't and he's only able to because he totally screwed us over. Jesus Christ, dickhead.

Nope. 8:30pm boxing day kick off here is just about perfect

Thread title change to 'Sandro Tonali has begun 10 month ban and is fucking around in Dubai while our knackered and beleaguered cripples struggle manfully on through a North East winter filled with must win matches'

We'd sign him from Milan and it'll turn out he's been noncing rabbits or something.

We always struggle to break teams down when they sit deep and with the state of our squad right now we've got nothing that's gonna break through.

Fucking NASA have heatshields that last longer than our squad

Do we buy all our players from Swarovski?

If we can get one we'll batter these

FOR FUCKS SAKE

HTL

Bend over, lads.

Still can't believe we got paid for him

I'd have Bardghji as a starter.

Anyone got a link to that video after the takeover that starts with Nina Simone 'Feelin good' and then cuts into all our goals and stuff saving us from relegation? There were loads of mint videos after the takeover but I can't seem to find any of them now.

Fuck me, he is anarl. 12 goals in 8 games so far at 41 years old

Aye, let's say the quiet bit out loud.

And the Pardew connection obvs.