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Are we supposed to molesting and murdering or burglarising and robbing then? Wasn't really clear....

I don't really care if he's the second coming of Pele, if he's got no balls and no heart he can piss off.

Sign for Palace and get relegated next season. Ideal.

Let's see if he'll put in a transfer request or hang on for his 10%.

Neesy in december, Stifler pending further psychiatric evaluation.

The kind of person who watches the PL for the 'theatre' and 'drama' needs a house brick in the face.

Club probably offered him a paltry basic with bonuses for actually being fit to play football.

He can and did, for every season of his career. Mitrovic got 9 Premier League goals. Here are Shola's numbers for each Premier League season he played: 2, 0, 5, 7, 2, 9, 3, 0, 4, 6, 2, 1, 2, 0. Mitrovic doesn't have Shola's sunny disposition and air of all round likeability though. Bet he can't even eat fruit while riding a bike.

He looks like a photofit

Not sure if serious or directed at me but I can type in a style I want to type couldn't give a shit if its not understood just move passed the comment simple really, nee wonder I have been a long term lurker over someone who contributes regularly if its more about my writing style over a point I am trying to make.

Just add a 't' and you've got a really disturbing version of Watership Down.

It's still a fucking mess like. Why not try using sentences like a normal person?

Agreed. Of course they are. Personally not going to base my opinion of him on a 30 second conversation with someone when mortal on a night out. As long as he's trying his best on the pitch he could have fucked Yorkie relentlessly for all I care. He's not particularly good, but he's our 2nd/3rd choice keeper and perfectly acceptable to do that job next season. Could have?

3rd choice he's just about okay I guess. A fair few Championship 'keepers are a lot better than him, League 1 is slightly harsh perhaps. But he really isn't very good, poor positioning, slow of his line, doesn't command his box. He's a Caig Perez, Karelse level. Hopefully Darlow has relegated him back to there. Don't forgt the mighty Hooper

Poll needs a 'unable to get to matches' option or something. Be interesting to separate the ethical stay aways from the ex pats and forrins.

Kind of weird that the Catholic church will kick them out for fucking a grown woman but fondling altar boys is a-okay.

I get the list thing but it kind of falls down a bit when Riviere is somehow on a list not titled 'Fucking wank players we should never ever think about signing'. I mean, was it a list of good players or just a list of players? i'd have second thoughts about including Gouffran in the phone book.

Presenter on Talksport raising doubts over whether he's the right man for the championship. Not got the experience down there apparently. Bellends.

Wrong thread mate. This is the 'Pep Guardiola and the History of Barcelona FC' thread.

Colback

Let's rename gimp.

I don't think we can have two Bennys. HBA is already Benny so maybe best to stick with Rafa or possibly Tezza.

http://www.nigerianwatch.com/images/stories/shola-ameobi.jpg

Bet HMS Warrior didn't get far then.