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At this point even Mike Ashley is like 'Jesus, Alan, Just shut the fuck up will you.'

Guess media training at our club doesn't go much farther than the thumbs up manoeuvre.

Another puma deal just so much

I miss the world cup.

Aye, reincarnated Jack the Ripper, Harold Shipman, Fred West and The Boston strangler all at the same time, the greedy c***. Missed off Hitler. Hitler played quite an attacking formation as I remember.

Deuce knows. http://www.wholesomebabyfoodguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/spoonbaby.jpg

Where's HawK to start another infiltration thread?

If De Jong was fit we'd have a proper number 10 operating off the striker in our 4-4-1-1 and, more importantly, have an actual winger on the left flank in Cabella. As things stand we're going to be asking a lot of Janmaat and Haidara (I assume) to get up and give us some width in attack.

It's disgusting mush suitable only for small children and the mentally less able.

Nah, he's right. Fruit in a sandwich is generally turd. The only exception is in a jam or some kind of crushed berry. Banana sandwiches for example are the worst thing in the world.

I'm going to go ahead and say Happy Face.

Or Ashley puts too high a price on Pardews head, Palace get Moyes and we all die of mid table mediocrity. One of the few things Ashley could still do that would make him less popular.

Prepare to be disappointed.

thanks ! Last year was the worst in his career but am I right when I said that most of the fans still love him ? http://i.imgur.com/UxiZfz9.png

Shame Shola got another gig just as the managers job opens up. Wonder what it would take to tempt him back from Gazientep Fhweufhw Peafqyegfiqb.

3 central midfielders and a striker as our midfield

Second one looks like a killer whale.

One sentence does not qualify as a diatribe. I will accept your compliment of being a clean, intelligent and sociable animal however. You are forgiven for your minor indiscretion.

Dunno, seen plenty of times when a very good player has just made one move to many. It may be a drop going from Inter or Real to Leicester but there's no drop in the opposition they face which does tend to expose their maturity somewhat.

Just fuck off already.

Just another nothing player. I look forward to 2019 when we'll celebrate his contract finally running out just like Smith and Gosling.

Rich Administrator The Janitor Watch this one carefully, boys.

No major events that might have prompted the sale of a large number of players? Earthquake maybe? Nuclear War? Dammit, I just can't think of anything that may have happened around the time that the likes of Bassong were sold that might have almost forced the club to sell them. Plus, what about, Tavernier, Perch, Best, Forster? Not to mention the shite we couldn't sell who saw out their contracts.

That's a secret code. They're signalling the club that their registrations were successful and they're preparing to storm the 'daft questions' thread.