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I'm never gonna see us win anything.

I can't believe we still float it into the back post. It's like we're entirely incapable of learniing.

Just got in from work. Sounds like I didn't miss much.

It's penises Alan. Set penises. Sort it out.

We're in real trouble here. Hope we get some new faces in soon.

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well hopefull days of sign such crap for big fees are over. it is a hard one but if i had to choose one it has to be Boumsong, big fee no doubt big wages and totalyl 100% crap at everything on a football field. Harsh having Pavel in there like.

Looking like Brown is out for the season. Didn't see that coming.

Could easily be Colo, Krul or HBA. All three of them have a decent claim but I went for Krul simply because it's fucking hard to find really good keepers and we've managed to land a great one for 220k.

It's like he'll turn up for training and go 'who are you then?' 'I'm your new right back boss, nice to meet you'.

Parky is the shrink, wormy is the shrunk.

He might be a bit s*** but it's fewer defensive options for us. Deploying Perch at RB limits our options at CB and in midfield. Fergie hasn't looked convincing at left back either, we'd just be swapping a weakness on the right for one on the left.

We will after Debuchy does his cruciate in his first game.

What good would that do us?! We could use Cisse in the middle where he's at his best with HBA and Marv/Obertan*/Remy with him. We'd still have a decent strike force and it'll lay down a marker that this shit isn't acceptable. It'll piss off his agents royally if he's not getting his appearance bonus too which would be nice. *I would never recommend the bulb usually but he actually looks ok playing on the left.

Take the contract off the table and stick him on the bench.

At this point i'd rather he just pissed off tbh.

http://revivalofislam.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/istockphoto_1166269_money_grabber.jpg

Are your lot going to hook up a bulldog to generator and stick it out of a car window to replace arry this window?

Him and his entourage are just trying to make as much money as possible before he retires. Unfortunately, while Ba can make a shitload in wages, his advisors biggest paydays will come from signing on fees when he moves clubs so naturally they'll be moving him on as much as possible. I don't buy that it hasn't affected him on the pitch. His play is generally quite selfish and I get the feeling that as long as he's scoring goals to make himself look good to potential suitors then he doesn't care too much how the team performs. It was always going to be a short term deal so let's just focus on getting he best out of the players we have (and any new arrivals). Get Cisse in the middle and banging them in with Marveaux, HBA and Remy and I think we'll look bloody good.

On the bright side we've scored six more goals in our last two games than I thought we would

Brilliant Marveaux! Imagine this formation with him where he is and Remy/Not shit Obertan and HBA on either side of him.

GGEETTTTTIIIINNNNNNN

We were hoping Wilshere would get distracted if he heard 'high' and 'line'.

Fuck it, let's score from a corner, win a trophy and build a million seater stadium on the moon while we're at it.

Defence pushed up apart from one. I don't think we have the pace in defence to play a high line or an offside game, wish we'd stop it.