loki679

Time slows down the closer you get to the speed of shite.

Midds, at times times like this I find it's good to think back and remember that three year long cup game against Oxford.

I HOPE YOU DIE

Actually, Chris Wood is one of the leading players for aerial duels won.

I fucking hate spurs. Not as much as Leeds but still.

I'll take the loss if I get to see Beg Jow take off Kane's leg.

Gash

When did people lying behind the wall become a thing?

Paint the fuck red and he'd make a good postbox

Hope Kane gets smashed in his stupid, gormless, no lips tory mouth the cunt.

HTL

If we can get £50m for him I'd snap their hands off.

Relegation 'dogfight' isn't much of a fight this season. It's gonna be done and dusted with 3 or 4 games to go

Paqueta to make up an all Brazilian midfield three would be amazing.

'They had an actual pitch at the training ground and we didn't have to share one ball between with the academy team. Crazy!'

Aren't they losing about £100m a year? How is anyone going to make any money off them?

He's got that tory look.

For £150m we could do a lot better than that gormless tory prick.

Don't want Kane either, he's a cunt.

Gareth Bale is exactly the kind of signing we should not be looking at.

No thanks on Pogba. Coasting on his name.

Italia 90, Korea / Japan '02 or the bloke falling over from SA '10. Germany '06 for the worst.