loki679

Legend. Terrible every game until the two games a season he can write himself into history. Legend. Mackem Slayer, Geordie Champion, Hero. I'm just glad we've got a spare for when this mountain of a man hangs up his boots.

Actually in Newcastle for this which is a treat since I live down south Up to see my nana before I go off for my new job. My mother has just twigged why me and my dad were so insistent that we had to come up this weekend to see her FUCKING COME ON!!!!! SEND THEM BACK TO THEIR HOVELS CRYING!!!!!

That statue moves more than Shola.

His nickname should be Bollywood.

I used to live directly above the black garter and about once a week they had some drag act on whose voice just cut through the whole building. We made that our night to go out . There was always police getting called there too, once or twice a week at times.

Ba's face in that pic is quality Like the shearer celebration from the wolves defender too, nice of him to join in.

This is what I always find myself doing on fm and i end up with a squad consisting of 1 keeper, 2 defenders, 2 strikers and 20 midfielders.

Peddle him. We've been bloody lucky a lot of times this season and i've seen nothing to suggest we're going to play anywhere near our potential under him. Limited tactically.

HBA was already here when Pardew took over so maybe he doesn't really see him as one of his. Shitebulb on the other hand is his signing. Unless HBA is impacting Pardews hit rate with the women of the north east I can't see another reason Obertan is getting a start ahead of him.

Maybe we could try modelling it on a successful club. Just saying.

That must be one of the biggest over reactions of the year so far, well done. not really. there is no difference between this and the looters........maybe you should have a whip round and help some of them out too. If people support these actions and want to help fund it, then they should be ashamed The lack of looting is a small difference.

I agree, lets stop bumping it

Buy young, sublimely talented, five times league championship winning french international. Play Ryan Taylor and Gabby Obertan. Does not compute.

Watching them vs West Brom we should give these a right tonking at home. I just pray he doesn't try and go solid and defensive.

And Steve Bruce appointed.

My dad's birthday today and he's driving back down from newcastle right now so he's missing this game. That means it's a dead certainty the Villa game is going to be a dour, boring, crap 90 minutes of football since if there's 2 games on and he misses one, the one he misses is a cracker and the one he sees is mind numbing.

I don't believe this losing the ball / workrate stuff. Something is wrong behind the scenes between Pardew and Ben Arfa. We play Obertan who loses the ball, contributes sod all offensively and defensively and play long balls forward which gifts the opposition possession yet Ben Arfa is singled out?

Only 90% is generous to be fair.

Elliot's Yeah, brain fart, they said keeper and I just thought of Harper for some reason.

Cisse scored wearing Steve Harpers boots

That's it Pards, go 5 in midfield and tighten it up. We can shut the game down and hold out for the dr...., er, 5-0 loss.

No beer in the house. Gonna make a start on the courvoisier in the absence of any other suitable substance that might make this seem slightly less embarrassing.

The Bardew

You know that latest 1-1 prediction was a parody, right? Yeah but 4/10 of his predictions this week are 1-1.

What is it with him and 1-1? About 10% of pl games finish 1-1 yet he consistently seems to think about half will.