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Don't think kkkenny has signed a single black player since he took over.

Maybe he does have an injury and Pardew is just going for broke and trying to put him out for the season. 'Uh, yeah, Gabby, its fine, just make sure you push that leg really hard tomorrow, ok?'

That includes chances created for the opposition.

He was going to do one but the entire lower half of his body was destroyed in the huge jizz explosion which occurred when he fantasised about the dippers beating us. RIP Lolro.

It seems wrong that potentially signing a 24 year old for £12k from Bognor is actually exciting me.

Cos it'd cost money Decent chance we'll get a new striker and pay a fee for him at the moment.

What the motherlovin hell is going on? One minute we're discussing Ligue 1 stars and quality international forwards from major european leagues and the next minute we find we're embroiled in a transfer battle for a 24 year old non-league player with Eastleigh and Bognor Regis. Someone is doing this for a laugh, it has to be some kind of mega troll.

If I was Chris Foy I wouldn't give a crap because Chris Hoy gets all the stick for it.

I've heard he lives in a bungalow with a walk in bath and wears slip on shoes and has a hoist to get him in and out of bed and stands up to watch tv. His bungalow is also soundproofed and has reinforced walls so innocent bystanders dont get hurt when his knee explodes.

Nah, we wore it against QPR (0-0). But I guess you can say that we have an unbeaten record with the black kit Suarez won't like that

I would hope you all got together and carried him up the stairs on your shoulders while cheering his name and offering him your women.

To be fair that penalty from yesterday looks bad in the replays etc but when I saw it in real time I thought it was a penalty. The way he went over it looked like he'd been caught on the ankle and in real time you really couldn't tell he'd just fallen over. The reaction of Osman himself and the other Everton players didn't help either. Osman must have known he wasn't caught and still appealed and made out it was a penalty. For that kind of blatant cheating and deceiving the match officials i'd like to see him given a retrospective red card.

The mystery of why Obertan keeps getting a game is solved. Pardew must have run out of players wives and girlfriends.

We'll give them £35m store credit at sports direct. They should be happy with that, we know how the scousers love their tacky sportswear.

Back to his imperious best. Think this guy is our most important player by a mile.

The last half hour when we had Ben Arfa on the pitch was much better. As soon as he came on we seemed to be much more mobile and dynamic, moving and creating space. The ball was being played at pace on the floor as opposed to the first hour where there was very little movement and our midfield was being bypassed in favour of hoofing long balls up to Best and hoping he can make it stick.

It's a bit leftfield and not our usual style but maybe, maybe, we should play our best players.

Ben Arfa because he didn't score six, set up 5 and achieve world peace.

Preparing us for Carroll to return in January?

Looks like we could be signing that Irish guy, N. O'Body.

Agree with that. Surely he has to start HBA and drop Obertan today? Obertan has had a good run of games this season and hasn't shown anything to suggest he's going to improve the team. Vuckic behind Ba would also be a welcome change but, if i'm being honest, I think we'll see 442 with Obertan on the right and Best up front.

Someone with an account there needs to bump that just for giggles.

Obertan's having a decent game, seems to be a lot more direct today, happy to go at them.

Pardew just likes his saturday night online entertainment. He's trolling the Ben Arfa fanboys so he's got something funny to read on NO after the game. Seriously though, how this guy is sitting on the bench while we persist with Obertan baffles me. Even if he isn't a winger I can't help but think that he'd bring more to the team on the right than Gabby.