loki679

Do you tell kids when its their birthday they are one year closer to death ? He tells them that Leon Best's birthday was better and from now on they should only celebrate their birthday if Best isn't having one that year.

HBA in for Obertan and anyone, literally anyone selected ahead of Smith please.

There's an unwritten rule in marketing that the market leader never mentions the competition. Unless Boro have made an unlikely revival I guess that's an acknowledgement of their well known inferiority.

Shola and Sammy blatantly locked that kid in a cupboard though Nice to see the club doing things like this and most of the players look like they genuinely enjoy doing it too.

Obertan is going to play every bloody game he's fit for isn't he?

I'm going to Knock out the first person who attempts a stupid pun with his name. This is silly. Let's Knock it on the head before it starts. Nah,lets all knock one out instead. Those are three bad puns. Don't Knock it unless you have something to contribute yourself.

If we sell another player for big money and he flops we're gonna get a reputation like dodgy used car salesmen.

The fact that we're doing so well this season won't help us keep him either. FMA knows he has to at least keep the club in the premier league to make any money out of it and with our points haul already he's likely to think we'll easily do enough to survive without Tiote for the rest of the season.

Is the commentary for this on BBC radio newcastle only or do any of the commercial stations have it on?

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=652868 Classy as ever.

Its things like this that make me hate football.

Andy Carroll He's not worth £1m

Our frenchies would like that shirt anyway

I'm just looking forward to the weekend, all this happiness and optimism is taking the hilarity out of rtg. They're still mongs but happy mongs aren't nearly as entertaining, they're not even offering each other out at the moment ffs.

All this seems to depend on Chelsea almost demanding that Liverpool sign Carroll. Chelsea had to pay £50m for him anyway, if they wanted him that badly and the Carroll deal had fallen through would they really have said 'No, deals off, we're only buying him if you sign the big geordie lad'? Liverpool could have got £50m out of them whatever happened, they decided to spend it on Carroll. Lol.

Fuck it, let's just get 16 players together and we'll draw positions out of a hat.

Maybe looking back but thinking about it, Andy Carroll worth as much as Aguero? More than David Silva? Andy Carroll? Seems ridiculous now.

Get a collection together to buy the naming rights and call it St James' Perch for a season.

Well, at least they're not getting carried away http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=649062

Fabio Capello, George Graham(!), Sven, pretty much every manager from any club anywhere ever is getting a shout.

Any word on the payoff? Would be nice if he rinsed them for a few million

-----------------------Krul Simpson ---- Taylor ---- Colo ---- Santon Tiote Cabaye --------------------Jonas HBA Best ------- Ba That would be interesting with Cabaye and Jonas tucked in as wide midfielders and Santon and Simpson charging up the wings.

Hang on, i've heard of blokes 'being' mascots and i've heard of blokes being 'in mascots costumes' but never a bloke being 'in' a mascot. It sounds like bizarre porn.

'And then I woke up and there was just blood everywhere.....'