loki679

That's it Pards, go 5 in midfield and tighten it up. We can shut the game down and hold out for the dr...., er, 5-0 loss.

No beer in the house. Gonna make a start on the courvoisier in the absence of any other suitable substance that might make this seem slightly less embarrassing.

The Bardew

You know that latest 1-1 prediction was a parody, right? Yeah but 4/10 of his predictions this week are 1-1.

What is it with him and 1-1? About 10% of pl games finish 1-1 yet he consistently seems to think about half will.

I asked some Arsenal fans on another forum about this a while ago and this was the response: Seems they hold their cash for debt servicing and their biggest problem is splashing huge wages on mediocre players who so far haven't performed. They desperately need to get rid of some of their deadwood to free up some wage money for signings I think.

We're the only team in the premier league with any scouts. Everyone else just follows our guys around and waits to see what players we're bidding for.

Is this Cabaye thing for real?

ffs, I'm reading on my phone and just tried to turn it upside down to read what that said. Unfortunately its one of those ones with gyroscopes or something so it kept turning it the right way up. I must have spun the bloody thing round six times before I realised. Now I feel like a Redknapp.

Doesn't get on NO. Sell him. In fact, burn him then sell him.

I had a look at rtg when I read this expecting them to be raging at such a crap potential signing (as normal fans would be) but they generally seem to be in favour. Kevin Davies lolol

I think Watford want to sell really, all this is just manoeuvring to get the best price and get the player to forgo his loyalty bonuses etc

Joorabchian isn't a licensed agent as far as I know (which isn't far ) so he gets around that by being an 'advisor' or 'media consultant'. His other clients include Tevez (linked to QPR) and Alex (linked to QPR). I can't stand the guy, he's a lot of what's wrong with modern football, just keeps trying to move his players along every few seasons to keep the commission rolling in.

Proof the Yanks are bad at geography, look where they've put Alaska

Or Marveaux is dead /pessimistic

On another note, I don't think i've ever seen Dzeko have a good game, he's like a carthorse. Just reminds me of a white Shola.

Talk shite and blame everyone else. It's 'The Liverpool Way'.

Just subbed the sub

Lee Ryder @lee_ryder Close Breaking, talk of Alan Shearer to sign for #nufc for 15m from Blackburn

the sad thing is I can see it being a minor possibility utter waste of talent him Don't him and Hughes have the same agent? Aye, that smug looking w*****. Nedum Onuoha linked to QPR too, guess who his agent is. Hughes and Kia are as bent as a nine bob note.

Always plumbing new depths.

Stolen from RTG: Liverpool brought over a Nigerian on a week long trial and at his first training session Kenny Dalglish held up a ball and said "Ball, B-A-L-L". He then placed the ball on the ground and motioned to kick it saying "Kick, k-i-c-k". Pointing towards the goal Kenny then shouted "Goal, G-O-A-L, understand?" The Nigerian said "But Mr. Dalglish I speak perfect English and fully understand the game." "Shut the fuck up sonny" replied Kenny, "I was talking to Andy Carroll".

That's kind of weird when you think about it. Wonder why it isn't hanged, drawn and quartered?

First thing I thought when I saw that sketch: http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/6210/dfgdwi.jpg