Chicken Dancer

He needs a good hiding that odious little cunt. Think he said be hopes they have a disabled kid. Absolute wanker.

Would happily take the hopeless banner to the training ground one day next week for the cunt driving in too. Would love to see his face the smarmy horrible prick.

But hopefully Pardew is long gone obviously.

Class work with the banners. I think the first away game I am going to is West Ham this year, realise it's a while away (last weekend in November) but I would be willing to try and get them in if no one else from here is going. Don't see why they wouldn't be allowed in.

No one has even remotely implied anything close to that. Nah, he's not. He's a distinctly average CB who generally knows his limitations. And he's improved dramatically over the past few seasons. Not even remotely true. The primary reason our defense has been s*** is because our manager equates "defense" with dropping 11 men behind the ball, putting zero pressure on the opponent, inviting the opposition to control the tempo of the match, and hoofing the ball downfield to be immediately turned over. Williamson is shit man. He most certainly should not be starting games in the Premier League. The earth turns quicker than that clown. He's absolute garbage. I didn't suggest anyone on here defended him, but people around me and members of my family/friends seem to talk him up. He's even got a poxy chant now. The people who defend Williamson as a decent player are the type of people who lap up Pardew's shit. Hopefully if he's sacked any time soon the new manager would see Williamson for what he is, an utter shambles of a centre half.

Sick of everyone going on like Williamson is fucking Bobby Moore. He is shit. He has been exposed time and time again for being shit, he had a few good games last year but even then every time he goes near the ball I have a cold sweat. He looks uncomfortable every time tries to pass it along the ground, which is unusual considering it normally goes about 20 yards to the left to Coloccini. The reason our defence has been shit for the past year or two is because Mike Williamson is starting games for us in the Premier League. Aye fair enough, he shouts and balls a bit but who cares. He is absolutely awful, one of the reasons we are being held back. One of Pardew's lieutenants no doubt.

Absolute bargain that. Class player.

Surely City need at least one of them for their homegrown quota? Who have they got? Milner, Hart and Wright off th top of my head.

I think it was 'Liam Sweeney/John Alder's Black and White Army' could be mistaken though. Liam & John's B&W Army... Aye, was just after the 17th minute. Ah good. Nice touch

Might have already been discussed, but were the corner singing 'Alan Pardew's black and white army' at one point? Could have sworn they were.

"The average for this club in the Premier League is 48 points, so if we get that total we will be happy". Might not be word for word but that's basically what he just said on SSN. Eurgh. Such a difference to the likes of Martinez etc.

If tomorrow wasn't going to be mainly made up of school kids I would encourage everyone to just abuse the mess of a human for the duration of the open day. The cunt probably thinks all is mended because 19,000 people made up of families didn't boo him yesterday. Horrible fuck.

I thought he looked OK today. Good in possession, think he will be useful this season.

Who did he run to in the dugout after scoring? Please not Pardew.

£5m for both of them according to SSN. Brilliant deal if that is the case.

Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Manchester City 3rd-6th: Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool & Tottenham Relegation: Burnley, Aston Villa & Sunderland Overachievers: Swansea 9th Underperformers: Hull, that troublesome Europa League Top Goal Scorer: Lukaku Break Out Year: Hopefully Aarons but think Sanogo could do OK this season Season to Forget: Sturridge PFA Player of the Year: Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Barkley Manager of the Year: Mourinho due to them winning the league First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Allardyce but pray Pardew Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 10th Top Goalscorer?: De Jong 11 How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup Quarters and FA Cup 4th Round How will we do in the derby games?: Win at St James', lose at Stadium of Light Domestic Championship Promotion: Derby, Cardiff, Wigan Championship Relegation: Birmingham, Blackpool, Rotherham League One Promotion: Sheff Utd, Leyton Orient, Preston League One Relegation: Crewe, Rochdale, Chesterfield League Two Promotion: No idea League Two Relegation: As above FA Cup: Manchester City League Cup: Everton Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheff Utd Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: P.S.G Europa League winner: Champions League dropout World Player of the Year: Messi Other Who will start the most games at left back for us? Haidara Will Bojan be a success at Stoke? At first, then the goals will dry up How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? 3 How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? Prem: 4 Others: 5

Smart that Everton kit like.

Might be a Giggs but has 'loyal until the end' been posted? What a beautiful set of words, choked up reading it.

29 Wonder what that means for Vuckic, as that's his number usually.

BT have early games so Man Utd will be the 12.45. Would love a 5.30 kick off, best time for a match.

I don't think we will see a team like the 08-12 Barcelona again in our lifetime. Absolutely tremendous, just glorious to watch.

Liverpool are the most utterly cringeworthy club known to man. They will be chanting his name for the duration of pre season and the early weeks of the Premier League. The ban is lenient in my opinion, if he was animal he would have been put down by now. The fans will play the victim and welcome him back like the saviour when he returns. The cunt should have been banned for a year. Once is a mistake (maybe) but 3 times, as well as his other controversies, meant that FIFA had to make an example.

Exactly. 2.5 million tops I would say. Plus if we are interested I would imagine the contract situation is what's attractive to us.

Genuinely the best article I've read all season. Fair play Wullie. Unbelievable stuff.

Yeah. There was questions from the crowd, and the last one someone was in the middle of a sentence and got to 'Kevin, if we got new owners....' To which Keegan interrupted with 'the answer is yes'. What a bloke man.