Smal

Why are we backs to the wall at home to Stoke City, man? Utter shite this.

#repost

Take Colback off, move Ayoze into #10, put Cissé on up top.

What a save.

Sammy then . No anticipation at all.

The others all injured or are any on the bench?

I think it was a roundabout way of saying we were defensive minded under Pardew. I usually quite like this co-commentator.

It's in Carver's interests to show himself as a yes man if he wants the job full time. Sickening.

This has happened before with another French flair player.

Probably why Abeid was playing well, tbf. Wish he had less dialogue with all our players.

I remember that Man City-Ajax CL game in 12/13 where it was 2-2. De Jong scored both goals and basically ran the at least the first half of the game. That's enough for me to think he's going to be good enough for us, like..

I'd rather they took their time than us having them back in the team too early i.e. Abeid/Aarons/Cissé. In other news I woke up this morning and I was just smiling away to myself because Pardz isn't our manager anymore. It's like a whole weight off my shoulders, man .

You mean... tomorrow's Sun's front page?

Aye, and Gouffran was better HBA. Willamson better than MYM. Hope you stick around.

Of course he has more goals and assists. He's started more games than Anita and Tioté combined . Besides, if he's in the team to get goals and assists he fucking shit at it. Especially considering he's the set piece taker.

If Colback wasn't English there's no way he'd be the guaranteed starter in our team that he is. He likely not even be considered good enough for this league.

Well funny.

He only exists as a parody as far as I'm concerened. Would make this club even more of a joke than it already is.

New contender for most boring poster already, like.

Neil Cameron ‏@NeilCameron5 6m6 minutes ago @markattias @ChronicleNUFC @MsiDouglas He is 28 in a few weeks. Can't keep blaming miss-management. Ahh. Good old Miss Management. Is that his affectionate term for Pardew?

I haven't sent anyone any abuse on Twitter for fucking ages. Not even David Cameron. That article got me though.

If you fancy hanging yourself from the anguish http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-should-take-back-8572867 Awful writing.

ok

Santon's mrs deleted those tweets now?

He wanted to stay (probably) because he was settled and has a young kid from over here, yet we've told him to get fucked. Feel bad for him, man.