Smal

Instead of paying any attention to this I'm going out for dinner and completely ignoring it until at least the weekend. We are absolutely bound to lose.

We need to get relegated and stay down for a couple of years for him to sell, like.

He's been brought up at Ajax playing the game in one way and you think he should be capable of changing that entirely? He's always going to be wasted here in this setup. Shame.

Both Colo and Willo absolultely love a targetless long ball into the channels. I think that's the main explanation as to why Anita gets the ball so rarely. In fact, it's the main reason we consistently have less of the ball than our opponents.

But Tiote is proper mint, aye?

Carver has to take responsibility.

Guaranteed starter forever!

This guy.

Why are we backs to the wall at home to Stoke City, man? Utter shite this.

#repost

Take Colback off, move Ayoze into #10, put Cissé on up top.

What a save.

Sammy then . No anticipation at all.

The others all injured or are any on the bench?

I think it was a roundabout way of saying we were defensive minded under Pardew. I usually quite like this co-commentator.

It's in Carver's interests to show himself as a yes man if he wants the job full time. Sickening.

This has happened before with another French flair player.

Probably why Abeid was playing well, tbf. Wish he had less dialogue with all our players.

I remember that Man City-Ajax CL game in 12/13 where it was 2-2. De Jong scored both goals and basically ran the at least the first half of the game. That's enough for me to think he's going to be good enough for us, like..

I'd rather they took their time than us having them back in the team too early i.e. Abeid/Aarons/Cissé. In other news I woke up this morning and I was just smiling away to myself because Pardz isn't our manager anymore. It's like a whole weight off my shoulders, man .

You mean... tomorrow's Sun's front page?

Aye, and Gouffran was better HBA. Willamson better than MYM. Hope you stick around.

Of course he has more goals and assists. He's started more games than Anita and Tioté combined . Besides, if he's in the team to get goals and assists he fucking shit at it. Especially considering he's the set piece taker.

If Colback wasn't English there's no way he'd be the guaranteed starter in our team that he is. He likely not even be considered good enough for this league.

Well funny.