Smal

Thought Botman looked better than Burn in pre-season but I'm sure Howe has a decent reason for it.

Caribbean Carnival in Leicester today

Not that keen on Zaha to be honest. It seems as though the team has to be built around him for him to thrive, which is why no bigger team than Palace has tried to sign him in the last 8 years.

I think it’d be pretty disastrous for us to finish bottom half to be honest, so 10th. We aren’t going to attract better players if we finish lower. 6th round in the FA cup. Not bothered about the carling.

She’s great. Had everything under control.

Are we sure Joelinton isn't Argentinian

Are Bilbao any good? We're all over them.

Maxi on it today.

Lovenkrands' accent Full on Glaswegian ffs

S. Longstaff has been good.

I'm really not sure about Dan Burn at all, like. He's great for 99% of the game but switches off for the other 1% and it's often costly.

Maybe we should try him in midfield

Burn has that in him every game, like.

Wood is just rubbish isn't he. Never in the right place at all.

We're gonna end up with a bad rep in Lisbon at this rate

I'm not looking forward to watching Pope this season, like.

Our press is really starting to look so good. Was the same against 1860. They can't play out against us at all.

Chris Wood. 'kin hell.

Best thing so far is the organisation defensively from the front. We aren't letting them play out at all and are winning possession back easily.

Pope's footwork in that video

I don’t really get it. You can’t sign players under 18 from abroad anymore, can you? We’d be paying £20m for him to stay there the next couple of years.

Pope doesn’t seem like a Howe player. He’s shocking with the ball.

Pretty disgraceful behaviour from Spurs iyam. There’s something very, very evil about taking advantage of a pending legal case on sexual assault to get a bargain. Hope it goes badly for them to be honest.

Will never not be funny.