Smal

http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/newcastle-looking-to-sign-spanish-teenager-with-a-little-help-from-ayoze-perez-1-7073266 Could be something in this one.

Phil Neville

Surprised at that, mind. He can play at a significantly higher level than the current Villa side (soz brummie).

Awful defending

Can we not talk about it? Everytime we celebrate them going behind the worthless abomination fucking turns it round and wins.

Peter Lovenkrans would go for Frank De Boer Pasted from a Lee Ryder article incase you didn't realise.

I quite like the idea of playing Ayoze off Cissé so I hope we don't sell him, like.

Incidentally, found out that someone who was in my year at school (near Leeds) plays for Blyth and played against Birmingham. Couldn't even get in the school team a lot of the time .

Ian Culverhouse

I won't rest easy until Woodman's gone like. Insufferable bellend.

Iirc Henry's contract is worth £25m. Don't know over how long that is.

Most boring poster. Worst football poster.

That was some terrible officiating at the end there.

Lying cunt. edit: Pardew, not me

So insufferable it's untrue.

Only because of the way our coaching staff insist on setting us up. Reliant on long balls and knock downs, which obviously isn't ever going to be Ayoze's forte. He's so talented though. Control and dribbling are amazing. We didn't pump many long balls today. Didn't say we did. Just that our attacking plan is largely reliant on it; which is a failure of the coaching staff.

Only because of the way our coaching staff insist on setting us up. Reliant on long balls and knock downs, which obviously isn't ever going to be Ayoze's forte. He's so talented though. Control and dribbling are amazing.

Have to get Garde in asap.

Ayoze's control is unreal.

Normally a fan but Haidara's been poor.

This guy's been missing so long it's genuinely got to the point where I'm unused to seeing his name without a capital T and a double o in it.

I quite like Pearce but you would've appreciated someone talking out about Pardew like that a couple of months ago though. It's tedious as fuck listening to pundits going on about how every single (British) manager is doing such a wonderful job.

Ipswich are playing some absolutely rancid stuff, like.

I thought he'd sorted himself out from the whole gangster thing anyway? Would definitely take him here now.