bhoywhonder

Cake Hey, the nightmare of cake is no laughing matter...

He's somehow managed to combine Harold Steptoe's ever-glum demeanour with Del Boy Trotter's gauche flashiness. The dour f*cker is a one-man soft-reboot of anachronistic british sitcoms.

He's got a tree house? Lucky b*stard.....

Not a big ask to be fair.....

Because for the most part he was - and most likely still is - an absolute pile of sh*t? Still laughing at Alonso's chip from 60 yards when Harper decided the best strategy to catch it was to crawl backwards on all fours.

Just a few centimetres from Viz's 'Up the Arse Corner' there, (with additional marks for the name on the back)

"Generic chants Generic cha-aa-aants I f*cking hate Generic chants" (repeat until dead)

'Sarcastic......' He'll go down a storm over there. He and the mackems will get along like a cross on fire.....

Thats a bit harsh, i'm sure we do

FFS, why do we even bother?

Anyone else read this in Jim Bowen's voice?

Are palace fans doing that 'seven nation army' chant.....is it still 2008 in south London??

Woo woo woo... Chancel Mbemba... Woo woo woo... He's a great defender... Woo woo woo... He never gives the ball away... Absolutely awful Haway, how many other fans sing EWF inspired lyrics? None, thats how many!

Erm....I wasn't finished. I am now."

"It looks like you're trying to f*ck things up again. Would you like me to (a) launch powerpoint or (b) call Chris Samba's agent?

Savage is so f*cking butthurt about us for some reason. What a c*nt.

F*cking Elliot man...when did this happen??

*click* "Oh no, How'd that get in there...?"

Give over man.....no-ones laughing at child poverty or hate crime statistics ffs. Obviously no-one wants to see the region on its arse but.... Let's just imagine that the roles were reversed and it was Newcastle featuring highly in both articles. We would all be 'Gravy stained dole-knackers in our Benwell sh*tholes, getting p*ssed up every night and punching the horses" Comes with the territory I'm afraid.

After being beaten into third place as the country's sh*ttest night out last week..... http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/10/30/drinking-capital-of-england_n_8430450.html sunderland didnt take it lying down and today STORMED to the top of the table......for sh*ttest place in the country to work http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/community/sunderland-branded-worst-place-in-country-to-find-a-job-1-7549786 NICE ONE SUNDERLAND!

https://www.facebook.com/South-Shields-Sunderland-Supporters-199777633366667/ God Dam they sooooo classy! Respected throughout football marra, 6 in a row, to the plane everyone!!!

Apart from having sex with a child perhaps. Actually having full sex with a child. Well done on your goal adam. Well done mackems on giving the full and vocal weight of your support to a paedophile. Still cant believe these unflushable turds fluked another win.

The mackems current cult hero is awaiting trial for having sex with a child. Just let that sink in.

What a bunch of absolute f*cking w*nkers we have as 'rivals' That is all.

Just go to the Garter at 9 o Clock Then go to the Clock at Garter to 10