Tiresias

So i was browsing Twitter, and click on a thread about the rumoured (and likely innocent) dude who got accused of being the Zodiac killer and i see this tweet, look who shows up https://twitter.com/gawdz0rz/status/1562353827914956800?t=VVu-ZbjsdEKbiAkoG7BLTA&s=19

In fairness saw it reported they are after a midfielder as next highest priority. Hopefully not cos Bruno's badly injured lol it seems more likely he's got a minor nick and they are going to assess him last minute, hence silence on the issue

Who wants to bet man u do a massive deadline day bid for mitrovic

Prisons too good for em

You can't see his right arm or legs so can confirm they have been chopped off

Yeah saw a few reporting howe does want isak on right when wilson is fit

Hmmm I really want a patient passer who can help us when we want to slow games down so not sure if passing not a strong point, Joelinton already good destroyer

Who is Sue though?

if the case then fair enough but hmmm

It's funny isn't it, Tripps coming up, he's clearly basically club captain but no-one has the heart to take it off Lascelles. Don't disagree would be unnecessarily harsh on Lascelles, and the squad seem full of leaders who don't step on each others toes so what's the harm but still it's kinda clear he's the proper leader

As I understand it didn't they charter a cheap flight with an unqualified pilot for the journey? And on further assumption no-one has suffered any actual consequences for this £5m feels the least of it

Says they are appealing

Man U have played such a role in inflating prices would be a bit rich of them to complain

Fucking hell how deep is the puncturing in acupuncture lol

FFS was about to make the same joke

Yeah wtf dissing Ritchie, now he is a limited footballer who no longer has a place, but his attitude has been top notch, he has been a leader and he called Bacon a prick and still couldnt be dropped by him. he is owed some respect, and while we have a lot more money now there's no reason we should suddenly become pricks sneering at footballers that maybe aren't good enough for the club anymore but have been good loyal servants in difficult times.

Oh man would love a proper deep mid to free up Bruno from defensive duties and let Joelinton rampage forward what a mid that would be

Knowing Howe even if he's available he's not going to be rushed in so probably get 5 minutes at end of game lol

Having multiple threats up front is going to make so much difference, opening up space not just for ASM but for Wilson and Willock as well.

Despite my moral reservations about our Chairman I do enjoy that despite him being in charge of more money than pretty much anyone else in the world and a serious power player, rather than being sensibly detached and overseeing he's watching our games and thinks fuck it lets spend £60m so this is more fun next time i come lol

Life comes at you fast

Boo

Well maybe not, I do have a suspicion he has been blocking the sales to act the martyr when they don't sign anyone. Not that I blame him too much, no guarantee they will replace them with anyone of standard.

I can't believe how quickly we're a high intensity pressing team considering the years of ponderous incompetent "build up" play