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Thought a lot of the quotes on here were parodies but amused to realise that they are in fact genuine Sounds like a manager on the brink, not one 2 games in

Back when Hughton was binned, I heard from a reputable acquaintance that Chris is a full on Communist. Apparently he collects Che Guevara stuff and wears a shapka when it's dead cold. According to my source, Hught had been making his mouth go behind the scenes and was calling for a worker's revolution amongst the players and the lasses at the Donnay shop. In many ways the best black manager in the world was the ideal man for fat Ash, as he could make a loaf of bread last a fortnight, and could make Kevin Nolan look like a Premier League player. Ultimately though, a class of ideologies meant that Commrade Chris had to go. Did Midhat tell you this? I'm not Odin. Perhaps the mods can confirm that we usea different IP. Someone with your obvious IT expertise (evidenced by the high level photoshopping) would have no issues with masking your true IP by bouncing it off several satellites. Possibly using multiple VPNs via the dark Web.

D. Yimentov ODIN!!

Out of everything, it's Odins betrayal that still hurts the most.

Craig Hopes article in the Daily Mail is brutal... Highlighting all Bruce's deficiencies! SBs quotes sound like a manager on the brink of a sacking, not someone 2 games in

I don't want to go all RTG, but they're both clearly mackems. Both joined when the takeover was falling apart (CDM 1st) just to stir it up and now they just dig out the fans/club. Which considering most of us are doing so anyway is fairly pointless....

Can't be long surely. As expected he seems clueless... Hopefully the rumours of his low basic is true and the brains trust pull the trigger 10 games in and get a proper manager in.

I get maybe he was a cold fish but surely you want to be part of a decent team? None of our players are likely to be in a team beating City again or matching Liverpool, barring a cheating diver.

Claimed he was hacked shortly after

What a snide fucker. No need to get involved on Rafa.

Haven't got my contacts in and on 1st glance read this as "Buyout Newcastle....." to in a heartbeat

Came in here to see what people thought of the game as I only saw the 1st half and it's horrific. We really need a separate thread for the utter bell ends to do their gloating and usual shite posts that infect every thread. Have no interest in their opinions anymore as it's just full on repeat. They also love just quoting each other without actually adding anything. Why? It's genuinely ruining the forum...

Shhh! You’re not supposed to remember that! Still have to pay him. You know, actual money not just wave some financial accounts at him.

My Dad was born in Durham but as I've never lived in the area I don't get as passionate as many of you. I like to think that makes me slightly more objective but even I think he needs to shut up about it ..... Just makes him seem really small time Just say you're now a manager 1st and fan 2nd or something.

Offers something different, won't be our main striker but can cause problem. Hope he gets some game time and can prove he's not past it.

We played a fucking French team. Probably Colback going in for an obligatory late challenge in the dressing room Or a Brucey PFM old skool initiation

We played a fucking French team. Probably Colback going in for an obligatory late challenge in the dressing room

Didn't he only play only a few games and then get injured? Vaguely remember he started off well and then felt gutted for him.

"it's all blown over!" started by Fitzgerald "no point anymore, he's won" started by Fitzgerald "I'm a schizophrenic!" started by Fitzgerald and CountyDurhamMag "Fuck you all, just want my club back" started by ToonArmy1982 "Ashley FC" started by ToonArmy1982

I don't care whether people are right or wrong, stick it in the Ashley forum. There's no need to post the same repetitive view in to every thread. This place is a great source of info but it's painful to wade through at the moment.

This basically, 95% of posters will share the same underlying views but are capable of taking topics separately. It's why there multiple threads on the 1st place. I get some people can't do that but if Ashley dictates your standpoint on everything, then only post in his thread.

I feel like I’m watching another team make signings. I feel nothing. You guys that are getting wound up are the ones having the strongest reactions to every single signing, but continuously claim you "don't care" and you "feel nothing". Come off it. f*** off, some of us want our club back. Yes, I'm sure berating people on an internet forum will help. Good luck with that. Some of us care so strongly that it f***ing hurts to see others carrying on like nothing is the matter, we've got an owner who has just got rid of Rafa Benitez for Steve Bruce for f***s sake, no f***ing signing, no f***ing match or goal scored matters man, and aye i will still comment. Neet. Fuck off to the Bruce and Ashley threads then so I don't have to read your drivel everywhere.

I'd say there is a massive dose of irony going on there.

This has to be a mackem RTG type. He didn't even try to be subtle bless him

Personal fantasies aside, how do you rate him as a manager?