Sho Time

But in the meantime, please make sure you're all tuning into Sky Sports News! #bishop #fakeover #daftcunts

This is false. They are about the same but Bruce is better. Him being a Geordie is also gives him a slight advantage on understanding how things will work being a Newcastle Manager. Agreed, it also massively helped John Carver too.

Pretty sure if the Saudi's were legit involved they'd have the balls to throw a bit more than a punch.

Ah okie dokie

Scores a hat-trick against a team that sounds like a mentally handicapped cake and it's worthy of a thread bump? Glad to hear he's still alive and kicking, mind.

Triple capped him. FUCK Me too. I fucking give up.

Sauces are telling me he is just on holiday and this has nothing to do with a move to #NUFC #grimryder

Turned off, not wasting my time getting annoyed over that dross.

Playing hot potato with the ball as per. We're actually an embarrassment on and off the pitch.

Either that or Brucey is being sensible and resting him. Probably the former, mind.

Delete the fucking thread.

Don't sign him now, we'd have to pay him more money that could be better served gaining interest in Mike Ashley's back pocket.

Fucking hell, it must be a canny size like.

The figures are completely wrong, look at player addition cost (£m) vs player sold cost. It's total misinformation. Regardless of that we know the whole purpose of NUFC, whether money is siphoned out or not (which it clearly is, given the plethora of dodgy accounts and refusal to let anyone independent look at the books), the whole point of its existence is to provide massively reduced advertising for ShiteDirect.

James Colwill is an Ashley supporting bot and a daft cunt.

Can hear Shelvey calling him a 'peasant' in training every day.

It depends on the individual, a lot of the pundits I've seen including the likes of Alex Jones are refreshing and they don't have the same ties to a lot of dinosaurs that currently exist. They just analyse it as they see it. Same for Sky, when they have the women they go to on Soccer Saturday and the women are summarising the game, it's grand. However I voted NAR MEN ONLY because the lass on MOTD is fucking horrific and makes me oppose the idea of female commentators live. Co-commentary, summarising etc. I'm absolutely fine with, but front-line commentary I think she's the only one I've heard and she's so bad she actually drags me away from the game and into her annoying fake voice. #sexist

Nah, what will be funnier is watching him move over there and see him fully blossom into a quality player making us look like absolute mugs. And then having him booed by the ultra fans, who claimed he wasn't that good, when he comes back and scores against us and celebrates. The idea he'll fully blossom into a quality player is a very hopeful one. I've no doubt if we seen Scott McTominay playing week-in, week-out with the shite we have in our team we'd be heralding him as one of the future best CM's in the league too. Anyway, I don't really think I care either way. Just sell everyone, let us go down, let Ash take as much as he can until it breaks and he's forced to fuck off so we can rebuild and start again. Fuck this paltry excuse for a 'football club'.

Hope he goes, it will be good for him. Also will be funny to see Man U splash out shitloads on him only to quickly work out like the rest of the PL players they sign he's actually just not that good and only had a brief purple patch under Rafa, when everyone actually cared.

We're too bent over here to do that.

"Sho Mr. Chairman on my travelsh I have been to the Shea World and I have some fantashtic new waysh to get the fansh involved".

Tbh the main reason he's avoided so much scrutiny is due to our place in the league. Although I have no doubt when the shit hits the fan absolved of any blame during the process just like Pardew was and the scrutiny instead will be thrown at the players "well they have proven they could do it with Rafa in the past and early days Bruce..."

Que some mongs at the grounds who sing something like "he snorts when he wants". Wouldn't even be surprised if some kids amongst our away end try to get that one going.

God anyone who is comparing him to Joselu, Riviere needs their heads examined. He's been shocking in front of goal but his general hold up play hasn't been too bad. There's clearly a player in there but he is NOT and never has been a striker, especially not a lone forward.

I took a 4pt hit to get Mane in over Sterling :lol: Watch Raheem bag a hat-trick