Deuce

Che Adams like

Chelsea might

feels like you’re destined to meet him the next time you’re over there

Still furious that we considered, based on no credible reporting whatsoever, paying £60m for him.

Third party? Must’ve called in The Closer

Coulda saved £50m and just signed Bolt instead

it happen.

I imagine that he wowed the higher ups with his innovative strategy of “aim it at Big Dan’s heed”

Gilbert Blackberry Jr., the pride of Tijuana

ffs

Kelme looks like a dog food manufacturer branching off into apparel

Think they’re gonna have to resign themselves to losing both.

Don’t think a potential transfer has ever screamed “Chelsea” louder

Probably wouldn’t even have to move house

*curl of the monkey’s paw* DCL inbound

A significant turning point, for the worse, in our society was when being told to shut the fuck up online started to be equated with censorship.

Great little movie

Bellingham replacement

huffs his own farts, ol’ Fab

If they’re willing to sell him in the £30-45m range, I’d snap their hand off.

hate this kind of smug twattery

If they beat us to Pedro, we’ll take Madueke at a cut-rate price thanks.