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Can’t believe he’s only 31.

Limited number of teams, no threat of relegation, lots of TV money, and being located in the U.S. generally, etc. I take these Forbes valuations with a grain of salt anyway.

I’ll be praying that ManU can recoup a fee for him.

Number of people in the comments who don’t quite get it

Interestingly, one can be both a good teammate and also not up to snuff.

Good move for all parties. Another faithful servant whose time here has come to an end.

Leicester signing a kid straight out of uni in the U.S. (loaning him to a Belgian club).

Dyche gonna throw money at Burnley for Johann Berg Gudmundsson.

Like that idea. Also gives players on the edge of the squad bit more agency.

He’s been doing this a lot lately, deploying “here we go” at random in his tweets. “The clubs are nearing agreement on a fee, here we go almost confirmed,” etc. Grating. Just start all of your “transfer is confirmed” tweets with “Here we go!” and leave it at that.

Let us not forget Paxton Pomykal, Caden Clark, Cade Cowell, and Aidan Morris.

Don’t bring an MLS into this

Probably a bit of both tbh

Isn’t that what is saying?

They’re a shitshow right now, but Everton is comfortably a higher profile job than Burnley. Falling up.

Naaaah

Debating the strength of the Scottish vs Australian leagues

Ugh

Being able to shift him and his wage out of the squad is a big plus. We’ll replace him in the next 48 hours.

Call that the Bobby Bonilla Special.