Shays Given Tim Flowers

Labrador Receiver

He’s blatantly telling the lads about all the girls.

Should be a punishment.

The debt to Ashley never seems to diminish.

Ricky George jailed for 2 years for money laundering.

Ratted out by his own club.

Every time you make an omelette you have to break some eggs.

Shut your noise you fahckin owld cahnt.

Whilst I don’t think he has a bad first touch at all there were a couple of occasions yesterday where he was knocking it too far ahead of him and it was his strength that bailed him out. First game of the season no biggie.

Too bad we couldn’t have signed him. If nothing else we’d have made some money in a year or two when he was sold.

Ball and a half that from rich tea.

Marloan Santos.

Newcastle sign Hazard.

Au revoir Jamaal

Fuck off yer prick

'a chance' Fuck me.

Mother of Christ this is fucking tedious.

I won’t buy a shirt from a company that is partially owned by Mike Ashley but I will buy the shirt of a company owned entirely by Mike Ashley? Is there something I’m missing in terms of buying shirts or at the end of the day does the money flow up to mike.

I've never seen you post and Wraith tweet at the same time

Is enough. E: God Damnit Chopey.

Reigning worst poster champ.

Sandal wearing goldfish tender.