Eddy Chibas

The Anti-Colback basically.

The King's unofficial assistant manager welcomes you to Crystal Palace. Enjoy your stay

Andros..... enjoy The King's training regime which relies heavily on having defensive output & efficiency statistics thrown in your face.

*Fucked Ben Arfa *Fucked Aarons' hamstring *Left us with Colback *Definitely in the running to pinch our brightest spark in attack Pardoo is the gift which keeps on giving. http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/clashofclans/images/c/cf/Trollface.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130617231018

Divide & Conquer, of the supporter/fanbase in full effect here. Ashley's Sports Direct United must love fans like you, who will scrap around for any sort of charitable crumb resembling hope.

That Wonga logo is so fucking overpowering on the eyes - the old one and now this. I don't care how traditional the stripes scheme is because the first thing my eyes catch is that fucking speech bubble, and now the inverted fonts. It dominates everything else, it's presence too in-your-face.

Most definitely my football moment of the year...... poetic justice displayed in all it's gory beauty.

Well it is a problem if Sports Direct United continues it's practice of accepting payment/incoming fees in the form of instalments. And of course we only pay transfer fees in full. Throw in the s*** (ie agent fees, player wage/1st year of their cintract) we seem to throw into the equation when assessing the total cost of an icoming deal. A manager's buying power, at SDFC, is hampered by the manner the club conducts it's transfer business and £30m (straight off the bat) doesn't necessarily equate (conveniently so for the club's number crunchers) to a kitty that is equal of fees received. Of course Rafa wants assurances, given SDFC's policies are quite well known.

Colback. The ghost of Alan Pardew.

Definitely A.

[Thumbs-up Emoji]

He's a quick study, has a high ceiling of potential (under the right mentorship.... as shown under Rafa), and most importantly he's no shrinking violet on the big stage. Outside bet for a Summer transfer imo.

Sunderland Sports Direct United R Norwich R Lerner's Masterpiece R How the bottom of the table should be presented in the papers. Always irks me when this marketing vehicle for Ashley's sole pride & joy is still referred to as football club, by name, when there is no desire to compete for onfield achievements. Bugger this talk of bouncing back to the top flight. This shell of a once proud club needs to stay down for as long as it takes in order to rid itself of this parasitic corporate squatter - even better if it's another drop to League One. Whatever it takes.

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I like it. The brick columns does give it an air of grandeur. Lots of character.

Yep, to all of this. ..... ashleyout.com not being embraced on a widescale, by the supporter base, when they were first making noise is testament to the disgraceful inertia you speak of.

August 2017, right? A season of us in the Championship, with Sunderland, Boro and Pardew in the Prem. Ugh Literally the only saving grace for me now is if Rafa stays. But he won't, so it'll be s*** all round I can't begrudge the progress Boro have made. It's deserved and their academy (with their crop of youngsters) is the benchmark standard of the area - it's light years ahead of our shithouse non-setup. I hope Boro kick-on tbh.

FFS why? Because when we bring him on he normally changes the game in our favour and is an outlet to relieve pressure. I think he was referring to the poor match day thread etiquette of typing as if someone had scored. Exactly James.

He'll pull out a Jesus Christ pose, or something along these lines, if Palace come away with the W.

The gift that keeps on giving.

..... ^^^^ will be included on Alan Pardew's Christmas Card List.

I was at Southampton away and he was actively hiding from the ball. Literally making himself unavailable for possession by running into blind alleys/busy zones. He'll be one of the first away when we go down. I'd be staggered if he's not got his next move lined up already. Likewise. He's in self-preservation mode now - doesn't want to jeopardize the next big move by ripping a hamstring with one of those busting runs, off the ball, into the box (as seen earlier in the season).

Fitting that Charnley earned a 40% pay rise on the back of Sports Direct United consolidating it's status of Spreadsheet Champions.

Limiting youth scouting to a thirty mile radius does kill of the obvious benefit of having a *Category 1 rated academy. Lets face it Sports Direct United isn't prepared to go out & scour the country for top domestic talent because it wants nothing to do with the board & lodging/relocation costs involved. *pretty sure it was restored a couple of years ago, after Sports Direct United unveiled plans to build a new facility. In all honesty I wasn't that impressed with the schematics. Do performances, or the accumulation of results annually/bi-annually, over a period of time affect this rating? I always knew that training facilities, or lack of, are evaluated. Surely this rating must be under threat when the club's academy set-up/infrastructure & results are up for review.

yep. Edit.