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Hard to imagine the Lyon staff leaving when they're flying in the league, may well be the holdup. Probably have to wait until summer if we want Garde. If we sign him up now I'd be pleased with that.

Nothing piece by Ryder as per usual.

You've gotta stop this, Doon. You'll have a coronary. Imagine poor Kaka then. Hasn't been online in the last 15 minutes. I'll just assume he's already dead.

Well maybe we can turn him.

Chill with the gifs.

Definitely promising

You indicating that you know something?

Find it rather amazing that nobody's got a fucking clue who it will be.

Aye he's in Russia ffs

What about Martin Jol?

We've been god awful in the second like.

You hate Janmaat? Krul? Anita?

Colo hardly left the ground there.

Seeing a lot of the ball here.

Gardespotting.

@CPFC: AP on Sanogo: "Strikers in the PL don't always have to contribute goals. He offers a chaos factor - you're not sure what he's going to do."

How come? I saw it as a positive personally Yeah, same here. Sounds like it definitely won't be Carver. And you're supposed to be a pessimist? Not up to scratch I'm afraid.

Tend to agree.

So he's suddenly in the loop then...

At what time? Usually about 1.30ish i think for home games Nothing will come of this press conference man, Carver won't say anything whilst flanked by Wendy Taylor. He might say he wants the job "a million per cent" again the desperado. Wonder who he will cite as backing him today. Sir Bobby, Mourinho then? I will go a bit leftfield with Joe Harvey (again watching over him from above). Gary Speed would be crossing the line so that's who I'm going for.

The Dubai trip was booked before Christmas, no need to get all emo because of that.

Not real money, I hope.