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Bellerin is faster than Walcott, apparently

Fuck all?

One can only hope that even Ashley understands that with Carver at the helm we would very much risk relegation.

Football manager.

I must have missed this.

The best part is when he gives him the shirt Interviewer: "It's time to see whether red and blue still suits you!" Pardew: "OK." *folds the shirt*

He's not a manager, he's a good coach not manager. Semantics. It's not really, the two are very different and McLaren happens to be very good at one and quite poor at the other. Urgh, yeah, but the point I'm making us that he's officially been a manager ever since he left ManU. In his eyes he's a manager, and will have the aspirations of a manager. That's not gonna work under the board's current philosophy. He's Head Coach at Derby.

Agreed. Didn't crack a smile once, which is kind of unusual for your first interview as the new manager of a club. When asked about playing style: "To suddenly change to expansive football isn't gonna work". Oh yeah, and he took us forward as a club, apparently.

Have a feeling Charnley & co want McLaren. Would be fairly happy with that.

Have fun. I'll take it up tomorrow.

This is the year. Let's win this thing.

:lol:

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/07/happy-dance-.gif

Nah that's Zeman. Tuchel let his players train on a round pitch. I forgot why. I'd love him here.

Mike has switched off his phone, sleeping on a Barbados beach like a boiling pile of jelly.

Crystal Palace FC @CPFC KM: "A new manager will come in which will hopefully be a spring in our step and help us survive."

The expression "turd that won't flush" springs to mind.

Crystal Palace FC @CPFC KM: "We're preparing for Alan to take training tomorrow but he'll pick the team."

Crystal Palace FC @CPFC · KM: "(Palace and Pardew) are still talking but there's no problems at all, it's just taking a bit longer than expected"

Janmaat

"I can't get myself over the line." "You're supposed to sign the line, Alan." I'll stop now.

This confirmation lacks fret.