Collage

McLaren isn't shit to be fair, although not a choice one would dream about.

Can't wait. Feel rejuvenated.

Getting blotto

He'll probably do alright first season, I wouldnt bet on them going down. He always does well when he first starts as people believe his bullshit for a period then realise he's a fraud and a s*** manager. It'll be fuckin chaos, it's Sarf London, people walk around with guns and s***. We are watching the end of Pardew. Trust me. Like, literally.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Jizz_d99d50_368302.jpg

Palace fans reading this thread: http://rs877.pbsrc.com/albums/ab336/Brdleysmth/happythensaddened.gif~c200

I'm drinking champagne already. Don't want to jinx it my friend. I don't believe in that shit. Well, not as much as I believe in alcohol.

I'm drinking champagne already.

So when will we get this confirmed...howay you bastards.

If it's Pedro then maybe Chucky will get some playing time

Aye.

Would he want the job permanent though?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01065/beardsley_1065779a.jpg is my guess

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder Alan Pardew on the brink of taking over at Crystal Palace http://bit.ly/170PccT #NUFC

Steve Bruce is keen on food.

I know. It's fucking brilliant.

We'll have to describe the gifs instead. A dog coming out the arse of a black man bending over, etc.

THIS :clap:

There it is.

Funny you ask that now, it's Pardew! Lol. Ok the one before that? Shearer. Kinnear before that.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/573/693/c10.png

We've heard nothing from the man himself though. EDIT: GET THE FUCK IN

So we still know fuck all...got that terrible feeling that nothing's happening and that he's here forever. Someone make it go away.