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At the end of the day it's the long contract that keeps him here.

#14 is for sexy geniuses like Cruyff and Ginola, not Colback ffs.

That keeper shirt Looks like a fucking Pac-Man stage.

Yes Bramble was terrible, but O'Brien was even worse IMO.

All this positivity, you need to change your avatar.

You don't think she's too fat?

Tbf, Ferguson couldn't get into a Birmingham side in the Championship which gives you some idea about his quality. Decent cross but nothing else to suggest he'll make it at this level. Not sure what else Pardew could have done with him in fairness. Aye, Ferguson isn't good enough, simple as that.

The Guardian journalist finally becomes the first national journalist to acknowledge Pardew's hoofball style of play. It's Jonathan Wilson (Inverting the Pyramid, Blizzard). He knows his shit, despite being a mackem.

He's got a heart the size of a pea (and a head the size of a planet), no wonder he puts in his best performances in Mickey Mouse games.

:'( The memories.

Can't see Pardew playing him much, unfortunately.

Jagielka

Goal Schalke

Bet he didn't let him win at FIFA.

That man in the black and white socks...

What's with Obertan starting every game, this supposed to be "his season" or something?

Gazprom. WNB

ah fuck

The Mexicans Colombians, wtf are they doing, squeezing their tits? http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/the_spot/2014/07/03/armfolding/GIF5.gif

"Alan Pardew works well with players, he gets the best out the players he has"

Aye that'd be fucking class, typical NUFC player (and non-typical Pardew player). Can't see it happening.

You'd think he could move to one of the top 3-4 leagues though.