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Aye. The one where he ended up getting lauded for the reaction save in The Championship was horrific. Do you mean the one where he gets tripped by his own team mate, which results in him flying in front of the shot?

Any interview with SB could be summed up with him saying "I'm rather shit at my job."

All of them.

Wonder if it can be arranged for you to get Steve Bruce back too.

Whelp, the useless fucker has cost us even more points now by being injured.

Like a new signing.

They deserve him to be honest. Makes me wish they would always be stuck with hard man Bruce. Just too bad it is the same club I'm caring about.

Feeding on your dry biscuits.

Rightee, Alex. Or Luke, could be him too.

Almiron had his best period under Bruce when he wasn't stuck on the right. Then he got stuck on the right again. Pretty sure Bruce won't have learned anything from that.

It was a game of two brave 4-4-2's. Was lovely to see.

After he's had enough bacon sandwiches and dry biscuits he'll say that he squeezed through the door instead.

There is always a risk for a mistake being made when you have to act to a goal situation. The more situations you have to deal with, the more likely it is that a mistake will happen. Dubs has the most mistakes in the league among goalkeepers, but he has also had to deal with the most situations. As Conjo said, every keeper in the world makes mistakes now and again. Even the best ones.

Rafa could only have dreamed about managing to beat the mighty Rochdale and Oxford too.

How about Fossil?

It will teach those lazy feckers to be better. Bruce's bacon sandwich bonus is on the line if they fail.

And Bruce calls this shit bad luck when all the injuries happen. Of course they will get constant muscle injuries when their bodies don't get a break.

Wasn't running enough. Need to do more running as punishment.

As long as Steve Bruce and Andy Carroll gives them a wave, they have nothing to complain about.

Ah well. See you all in June-July when the next takeover talk happens. Which will then fizzle out like it never happened.

And the fans will be happy and cheer whenever he makes his rare cameo before another body part falls off him.

They're just jealous of him because of his Slavic cheekbones.

I'm lost for words.

He couldn't make it more obvious that the protagonist is a self-inserted Mary Sue even if he tried.