Nattfare

Mutony.

Bruceaurus Basicus

Surprised that Bruce hasn't said that Rafa didn't beat Norwich last season yet.

Brucecastle Disorganised

The unsung hero Ali Dia.

We have signed Polyphemus then.

Or we decided to register Shola as a player again.

Steve Bruce when he gets sacked and Mike Ashley when he finally pisses off.

Like being sold or not being British enough to play.

Considering how injury prone he is I assume Bruce would still throw him on with a walker because he won't have any other plan.

Peasant!

We scored!

We are amazingly bad.

Slovak Dubs is an overrated forrin. Darlow with his dead beaver on his head is a proper British keeper who will help relegate us.

We tried™

How I imagine that it will look like as Ashley and Thumbman tries to paper over the cracks of their broken club.

I'm petty sure it is Florian Lejeune on the picture.

Welcome back, sweet prince.

Gotta mark the territory, marra.

Club sold yet? Has Thumbman gone out and said that they couldn't agree to a deal yet?

He takes a few needless cards for protesting against the referee a lot or fighting opponents over fairly small things. He has a bit of a temper on him, which can be both good and bad.

Poor from the keeper on Atsu's pass back to him.