Nattfare

It's the same thing on most players everywhere I think. Have a good game: He's the best player we have and is easily worth 100++++ million! Follows up with a bad game: He's a fucking piece of shit who is stealing a living for us! Give him away for free, just get rid!

Now I'm imagining Mike sounding like Taz the Tasmanian Devil when Perez dribbles.

Fabien Barthez as the bookkeeper.

This.

He has lost his pelvis area??

Do us all a favour mate, and keep your promise to stay away - Ashley or no Ashley You contribute f**ing nothing - to this forum or to the club. I struggle to see from your craic on here what you can possibly offer to wider society. Even sat whining in your easychair, you're a waste of the stale-fart air you breathe.

I think he was injured when we signed him or he got injured for a long time a short time after? Always found him a bit underwhelming when he played for us. Was good at getting at the end of chances as someone mentioned, but he was awful at ever getting any of them at goal. Can't remember how he performed in the midfield since I hardly ever noticed him there.

Seems like he was about to go all Siem on us before Richie knocked it back to shape again.

"'old me, Rafa!" Ashley crashes into the room. "Rafa! What do you think you are doing with that slutty French club?" "You stupid owner!" Rafa responds. "Can't you zee that they löve me more and wants to offer me more money than you?"

He doesn't, he's just fishing for reactions is my guess.

I thought being grafted by cloggers like Jack Colback was the dream of everyone.

What a casual, ear poking little scrote of a forriner he is. I hope Rafa does the right thing and benches him for being disrespectful to the proper hard man fans for his behaviour.

As others have mentioned, I don't think him and Almirón work well together or understand each other. It's not out of malice that he doesn't pass when Almirón makes his run, it look more like he'd rather just look for the easy pass and option. Him berating team mates for mistakes he makes himself is annoying though. Definitely need to get an upgrade on him.

Bald, unfit prick.

Bruce the Almighty said that he was lazy and shit, clearly that is enough reason to hound out one of the most technically gifted players of his generation.

To me he looked like the only player who had any idea what to do in West Ham's half yesterday. West Ham were better than us, we were shit. Almirón was probably the least shit and there is only so much you can do against such a solid defence when it doesn't work for the rest of the team.

WTF is their left back playing at with those throw ins?

I hope Colback gets a career ending injury. I hope he reads this more than twice so that he will understand what I'm actually saying here.

He's just a shit Coloccini and even he was a stinky shit of a smeggy foreigner during his entire time here.

I hope Rafa benches this casual soft cunt next match so that he learns to man up though.

Extremely hard to handle when he has the ball lately. Even manages to turn away three players when they surround him a few times! He doesn't lose the ball as easily either, much better at keeping it under pressure now too. Hopefully he continues to develop this way. Works well with Almirón and Rondón too. Making them a difficult trio to deal with at the moment.

Had a good game yesterday. Sadly that mistake was enough to lose the match. It happens to everyone though, even the best keepers in the world has howlers in them from time to time. Would be a bigger concern if he did it every match, which he doesn't.

De Jo- wait...

Collapsed faster than Siem's lung.