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Maja misses an open goal, Burton makes it 1-0.

Doesn't matter. Mentally he's still in his early teens.

Started against Luton I think.

All the injuries he's had while not being able to cement a spot in any team has probably stagnated his development, sadly.

Cacapa got subbed just as quickly I think?

For me Steven Taylor had a higher max performance than Mike Williamson, but he also had a way lower than Mike when he was at his worst.

This cunt scored on a set penis yet?

Looking To Activate. 3 mill ffs. Don't worry, we'll go as far as preparing a bid before giving up. So it's all good.

And got bitten by a horse-fly.

Good luck to him. Maybe he will fare better in Spain.

I think the injuries he got hampered him a lot. Didn't he have to go through a lengthy treatment of his back? He didn't look as sharp when he came back and it's possible that the back was still causing problems for him.

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Mertens should have been booked for that, the diving little shit.

It's from 2015, but it will always be relevant.

http://www.bfi.org.uk/sites/bfi.org.uk/files/styles/full/public/image/nosferatu-1922-001-max-shreck-bedside-00n-2r5.jpg?itok=_vUnFBx6

Christ, can you imagine. I'm imagining the magic trio of Allardyce, Pardew and Moyes having the job at the same time. Or going from one to the other as the season is progressing.

Sadly Gayle's technique lets him down a bit too. He needs too many touches to control the ball when Shelvey finds his runs.

It would take him all year just to do from one match then.

Flashbacks.

Congrats! Did you do the right thing anyway and name the kid Rafa? Or Ben. Hatem Ben Rafa?

My side: Mitrović, Lascelles, Slimani Opposition: Mike Ashley, Alan Pardew, Derek Llambias

Unbeaten five games in a row, marra!

It's getting boring and predictable with another good game.

He also made a Shelvey pass out to Yedlin in the first half.