Jaqen

Trippier hardly one to be lecturing someone on being selfish

Highlights how much of a farce this new format is, how are these lot in the knockout stage?

Never a pen

Dan Burn playmaker

Not sure if that's any use but Adidas are brining out a collection case of world cup balls this week.

Mourinho essentially saying Vini is a cunt which is why he's always on the end of racist abuse.

Mourinho

The only gains Goretzka really kept from the roids was speed running baldness.

Might have been done on here before but an interesting one is best 11 but all players have to have the same first name.

Cordoba would be my shout for CB. Not as good as Cannavaro but shorter if the emphasis is on height.

Henry Pogba Busquets Ronaldo is probably the midfield 4 if it's skillful and tall.

Arnautovic was 6'4 and a winger for a while. Perisic might make the cut.

Wingers seem tricky, best option would be picking someone who wasn't a proper winger but had spells there I'd say like Pogba.

City will usually always sell if the player wants away to be fair to them.

Wirtz is the best dribbler out the 3 by a mile to be fair to him. He's got really good acceleration too. Wolte is unique in that his strengths are what you wouldn't expect from a player for his size. He has good feet and he's good in tight situations but I do think a lot of how good he is technically is overrated simply due to the novelty factor of his height.

Being a shit manager must be the best gig ever like

To be fair just this week he had Deontay Wilder rattled right in front of him. Also gets a bit of a free pass for a while for going on air and saying Isak breaking his leg was karma for him acting like a cunt in the summer.

The weight of the pass for Willock disallowed goal was lush as well. It looks simple but Joelinton would have over hit it by about 10 yards and Tonali would have played it straight to VDV.

Probably played more successful passes to Spurs players than any of their own midfield managed all game.

Have they just said we've conceded 11 goals after 90 minutes this season? Knew it was bad but that's ridiculous

Had to knock the latest ramble episode of after 5 minutes, Pete Donaldson claiming he'll be gone in the summer and it's a joke how bad Eddie has done in the champions league this year. Reckons finishing where we did in the league in this format is worse than getting knocked out in the group stage last time around

Was talking to a lass in the club shop today who said they've just had these delivered today due for release next week. Said it was a 3 piece collection with one of them being a jacket.

PSG and Liverpool first half aside we've not really looked like we've had a game plan for ages. When we were at our best it seemed like we had subtle differences each game catered to give us the edge over whoever the opposition was. This season we seem to just have the same generic gameplan each match and it's resulted in stale disjointed performances for the most part. I'm not even sure what our identity is supposed to be anymore.

Got one striker who can't shoot and another who can't get into positions to shoot. Doesn't fill you with confidence for the rest of the season, like

Concede a ridiculous goal and miss a golden chance. Pretty much our season summed up in 60 seconds there.