Happinesstan

I was watching that video thinking I don't really care if we win nort, if this mood continues. Obviously, that will be easier if we do win something.

There was an advert, on some podcast, for a hair loss prevention shampoo. Claimed 33% of men would likely suffer baldness in later life, meaning that 2/3 of their customers probably never needed it, and will never know.

I think Tudor played before they realised it was a short career. Stanley Matthews was still playing at 80.

He's turning into a fast show character or something. Maybe a young Mr. Bean.

They stood on Brentford's pitch, talking about Man U for 9 minutes. After Brentford had just hammered them. Perfect advert for the modern game.

The little things he could do to de-fences would give me a sense of deja-vu. I'd remember the titans of the Keegan era, or the mighty Quinn leading us to glory.

Had him a couple of times as my keeper on FFL, and he's always a consideration, so I knew he was effective for Burnley. But never really seen him in action. Targett is another that I knew was impressive from FF, but hadn't seen him play.

Still convinced Wilson will be the third attacking player when fit. Almiron will move inside to replace Willock [or we could be really adventurous and play 424]. Hasn't been possible up until now due to Murphy being the only available player.

I'm sick of these comments. Use your imagination man. The number does not define the role.

Lee Mason pretending he's Jim Garrison.

Aye. Think it was about 94/95 for me. 40p postal order or something.

I say you draw the line at the part of the body that makes initial contact.

It's simple, and has already been discussed, you make the doubt about when the ball was struck, use the frame before the one in which contact is confirmed.

The offside rule has been universally understood by all, for generations, as giving the benefit of the doubt to the attacker. VAR ignores that completely.

Because if that were the case no fucker would watch Burnley.

How many people do you know that regularly watch Burnley?

I'll kneel behind him and kiss his ring.

It's probably just as valuable as the royal seal.

That looks canny.

Also, if their is any conspiracy to protect the brand, they'd be moronic to just do it in favour of the brand clubs. It would be a helluva lot easier to prove. The point is they don't need to do that much. Just a few important moments over the whole season is enough. The important thing is that they're always positioned to make that decision.

Newcastle v Palace isn't the brand therefore it isn't at the forefront of promoting the brand, people will see it, but it will be in amongst all the other drivel. It probably won't be on the highlights videos for long.

You're mostly right, he's a championship player, but while he's a Newcastle player he deserves as much support as every other player. I say that and I know I've been harsh on the lad. But I'm always willing him to do well. Expressing frustrations in the match thread is all perfectly understandable, but bumping their thread just to call them a cunt is a bit obsessive.

I think I agree. Looking at it from the defenders point of view, if he wants to use the offside trap all he needs to do is lean forward. That seems too easy for me.

High bar my arse. it's a fucking limbo pole. Adjustable for every occasion. Fun for all the family,.

No. But there is always hope. And with the Saudis in charge, it's not "the hope that kills you" anymore.